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welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!!!!

always keep your chin up, otherwise you
will just waste the day looking
down at your boobs


GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

Its a good day! The heat wave is over and temps are brisk this
morning here in beautiful west Michigan Yesterday we stopped into
the gas station to fill up the "beast". The war department is in line to
pay the cashier and me and daughter are in the back checking out
the snacks and etc. So I say "hey, look at that good looking babe
up there at the cash register. She sure looks good in those
zumba pants....oh, thats mom.." Daughter wrinkles up her nose
and laughs. Of course I knew it was the war department, but the
comment had its desired affect. Naturally, in the car, daughter tells mom
that I was "admiring" her in the store and didn't realize it was
her. The war department didn't say anything. Just kindof smiled
a little as we drove home. But the comment had its desired affect.
She cooked me a steak last night:) Guys, it just pays to  compliment
the war department every once in a while :)


just a quick note from a reader...
Hey Martin, you know that Mcdonalds gift card that was on the website?
It disappeared before I could get it.
Tom

Lot of folks missed it so here ya go Tom...


over 3 million dollars in gift cards have been awarded so far.
did you get yours?
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we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

I told her
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new doll
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who said
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my winter body
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your baby cries
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I'm not allowed
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who let the dogs out
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your man's phone
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on the mobile while driving
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my dream
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condoms and minivans
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how attractive are you
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picking up white girls
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An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini ,
Italy , went to the local church for confession.
When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional,
the man said:"Father.. During World War II, a beautiful
Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on
my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I
hid her in my attic."The priest replied: "That was a wonderful
thing you did, and you have no need to confess that."
"There is more to tell, Father.She started to repay me
with sexual favors. This happened several times a week,
and sometimes twice on Sundays."The priest said, "That
was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed
the two of you in great danger, but two people under those
circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh.
However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.
Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind.
I do have one more question."
And what is that?" asked the priest.
"Should I tell her the war is over?'

online shopping
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Do you know anything about this fax machine
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a Barbie doll for his daughter
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Really Important Stuff My Kids Have Taught Me
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Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know
who's-a George Washington?"
Tony says, "No, Giuseppi,  who's-a George Washington?"
He says, "Hah, you be dumb! George-a Washington's the
first-a  President of- a United States. I'm-a go to night school,
learn all about-a United States, and  become-a U.S.-a citizen."
A couple of days later,  Giuseppi  comes to work and says.
"Ey, Tony, you know who's-a Abraham  Lincoln?" Tony says, "No,
Giuseppi, who's-a Abraham Lincoln?"He says, "Hah stupid! Abaham-a
Lincoln is-a sixteenth President of-a  the United States. I'm-ago
to night school every night. I learn all about-a United States
history, and become-a U.S.-acitizen."A guy in the back of the
shop yells, "Yo, Giuseppi . . .you so-a smart, you know who Fishlips Picollini is?"
Giuseppi says, "No. Who's-a  Fishlips Picollini is?"
The guy yells back, "That's the guy who's bangin' your wife
while you're in night school."

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains
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the drunk and two nuns
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0088.html

When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven
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Well, give me the bad news first
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Carson Can't Keep Up with Rodney Dangerfield's Non-Stop One-Liners
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Handyman Corner - "Lug nuts"
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How Not To Tow Compilation
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Extreme Pilot Skills Helicopter & Airplanes Fails Win Best Compilation
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Reinventing the fastest forgotten archery.
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RUNAWAY PETERBILT SEMI STUCK WIDE OPEN
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Pit Bull Sharky the Bodyguard Dog VS Mr. Rooster ATTACKS
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Egghunt
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Men with Pans SHOCK the Audience | America's Got Talent 2017
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Joseph The Bully - Beyond Scared Straight
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

life lessons
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welcome to Iowa
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