All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them."
- Walt Disney
Welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Uggg...this is how I feel this morning. You ever feel like you
have a hang over but you ain't had nothin to drink? It's one of
them kinda days. By the looks of it, Turk the dog aka Carlos the
rat feels the same way. He is sprawled out in my recliner,,,pretty much
snoozing. The rest of the house, well the war dept. and everyone
else, they are all still slumbering apparently them grand kids, they wore
everyone out yesterday. The energy they expend. its amazing. If science
could figure out how to master it....more powerful than a atom
bomb!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
the doors still close
alligator
if you have complications
algebra
I'm worried
a coincidence
motivational speakers
you ordered food
pandas
McDonalds
privacy
stick figure suspicion
don't worry
but officer
futility
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JOKES
the city of Miami
things that are difficult to say when drunk
Once a blonde kept having the same weird dream every day
A barber runs out of his shop and down to the nearest corner
rabbits in Paris
if at first you don't succeed
A woman was driving down the highway about 75 miles an hour
why don't you send her flowers
radiator caps
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test
he first mate on a ship decided to celebrate on occasion
earthquakes
the teacher and the pastor
Denounce the devil!
what her own childhood was like
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Cute Pets Waking Up Their Owners
Jeanne Robertson | Don't Waste a Southern Accent
Man fights bear, escapes with his life - bear not so lucky
9-Year-Old Boy Buys Tampons At Supermarket
Kenny Rogers & The First Edition
Planet Earth: Amazing nature scenery
Horrifying Giant European Hornets built a nest in an El Camino
Top 5 Anchor Drop Failures
World's Funniest Commercials of All Time
Dr. Phil Embarrasses Spoiled Rich Girl
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
how much I love you
notice
in my defense
your insta gram pictures
marriage
I laughed so hard
notice
I kissed a girl
my girlfriend
hello how are you
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