[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 







All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them."
- Walt Disney


Welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

Uggg...this is how I feel this morning. You ever feel like you
have a hang over but you ain't had nothin to drink? It's one of
them kinda days. By the looks of it, Turk the dog aka Carlos the 
rat feels the same way. He is sprawled out in my recliner,,,pretty much
snoozing. The rest of the house, well the war dept. and  everyone
else, they are all still slumbering  apparently them grand kids, they wore 
everyone out yesterday. The energy they expend. its amazing. If science
could figure out how to master it....more powerful than a atom
bomb!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman




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THE FUNNY PAPERS

the doors still close

alligator

if you have complications

algebra

I'm worried

a coincidence

motivational speakers

you ordered food

pandas

McDonalds

privacy

stick figure suspicion

don't worry

but officer

futility
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JOKES

the city of Miami

things that are difficult to say when drunk

Once a blonde kept having the same weird dream every day

A barber runs out of his shop and down to the nearest corner

rabbits in Paris

if at first you don't succeed

A woman was driving down the highway about 75 miles an hour

why don't you send her flowers

radiator caps

Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test

he first mate on a ship decided to celebrate on occasion 

earthquakes

the teacher and the pastor

Denounce the devil!

what her own childhood was like

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Cute Pets Waking Up Their Owners

Jeanne Robertson | Don't Waste a Southern Accent

Man fights bear, escapes with his life - bear not so lucky

9-Year-Old Boy Buys Tampons At Supermarket 

Kenny Rogers & The First Edition 

Planet Earth: Amazing nature scenery

Horrifying Giant European Hornets built a nest in an El Camino

Top 5 Anchor Drop Failures

World's Funniest Commercials of All Time

Dr. Phil Embarrasses Spoiled Rich Girl
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

how much I love you

notice

in my defense

your insta gram pictures

marriage

I laughed so hard

notice

I kissed a girl

my girlfriend

hello how are you
 


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