THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when
Everybody stands around reloading".
Thomas Jefferson
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
She left a note on the fridge:
"It's not working, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay at my Mother's."
So, I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold. I
have no idea what in the hell she was talking about............
the fridge works fine.
Women, who can understand them?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
_______________
THE COMICS
abortion
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s011.html
PMA
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s012.html
what will it do
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s013.html
fish
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s014.html
granny
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s015.html
sale
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s016.html
supersize
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s017.html
I love you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s018.html
sex urge
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s019.html
a bomb
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s020.html
_______________
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
All stand please for the MINI horn section
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1893.html
James Gregory: Hay Bailer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1894.html
the typewriter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1895.html
Clydesdale Budweiser Commercial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1896.html
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law
Last night when I asked if I could borrow
A newspaper.
'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said.
'We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here, you can borrow my iPod.'
I can tell you, that friggin fly never knew
What hit it...........
_____________
Dear Sir:
The results from the laboratory confirm that the red
ring around your penis was not cancerous. It was lipstick.
We apologize for the amputation.
Regards,
Dick Less, MD, F.R.C.s.
______________
Vicki was still feeling a bit weak and not up to par
after her recent bout with the flu and went to see her
doctor. After a quick examination, hesaid, "You look weak
and exhausted! What have you been doing? Are you getting
out in the fresh air, getting enough exercise, and having
your meals 3 times a day, as I advised on your last visit?"
Vicki looked up, a bit surprised and exclaimed, "Oh doc,
I've sure been getting the first two, but on that last one,
I woulda swore you said three males a day!"
______________
A blonde woman was on the way to winning $1,000,000 on a game show,
but her final question was left for the next night.
Her husband snuck into the studio and found the question and answer.
He raced home and told his wife "Your question is, 'What are the three main parts of the male anatomy',
and the answer is, 'The head, heart and penis.'"
The woman thinks about this throughout the night, but keeps forgetting the answer.
Her husband keeps reminding her, "The head, heart and penis."
Come the game show, she has forgotten again, and the presenter asks,
"For $1,000,000, what are the three main parts of the male anatomy? You have ten seconds."
"Um... the head."
"Good. Eight seconds."
"Um... the heart."
"That's right. Five seconds."
"Oh... um... damn. My husband drilled it into me last night and I
had it on the tip of my tongue this morning..."
"That's close enough! You've won $1,000,000!"
_____________
FUN PAGES
Paper Airplane Flight Simulator
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42158&s=n
The Woman He Feels
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43063&s=n
Paparazzi
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41768&s=n
How to Fly the Thay Hunter
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42412&s=n
The Memory Test
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42054&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
__._,_.___