THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"I have learned to seek my happiness by limiting
my desires, rather than in attempting
to satisfy them."
John Mill
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, have you got the Easter shopping done? Get
that big ole ham, a extra dozen or so Eggs,
if you'r a dad, you might buy the wife a new hat
or dress, etc.
Today looks to be a good day. The weather is nice,
and my health, its strong enough be home and not
in the hospital. These days, I look for my blessing
where I can find them.
And for you, today you are blessed with postman
humor!! :)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
plastic surgery
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i026.html
trust me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i027.html
one day while hunting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i028.html
men are simple
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i029.html
how big
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i030.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
sharks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1024.html
(Lookin' Up My) Back Door
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1025.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
bits of the world
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd681.html
Buckwheat and Darla were in school, and the teacher
asked Darla, "How do you spell 'dumb'?"
Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb." The teacher says,
"Very good. Now use it in a sentence."
She responds, "Buckwheat is dumb."
"Now spell 'stupid'."
Darla says, "s-t-u-p-i-d."
The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."
Darla says, "Buckwheat is stupid."
Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and asks,
"Buckwheat, spell dictate."
Buckwheat stands up and says, "d-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."
The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."
"I may be dumb and I may be stupid, but Darla says my
dictate good!"
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A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down.
After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he
wanted a drink. The man replied, "No thanks, I don't drink,
I tried it once but I didn't like it!"
So the bartender said, "Well would you like a cigarette?"
The man said, "No, I don't smoke, I tried it once but I
didn't like it!" The bartender asked him if he'd like
to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No I
don't like pool, I tried it once but I didn't like
it... As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all,
but I'm waiting on my son!"
"He's an only child, isn't he?" asked the barkeep.
"Yes! How'd you know?" answered the man.
"Because I'm sure you only shagged his mother once!" said the barkeep.
BUFFALO BILL
Thunder Power
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6252.htm
Thunder Twin
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6253.htm
Time To Let Them Go
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6254.htm
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FUN PAGES
Avalon Escape
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41669&s=n
Beatles Autographs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42358&s=n
Midget Joke 101
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42482&s=n
Girl on the Road in Paradise
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42622&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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