THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"Friends are those rare people who ask
how we are and then wait to hear the answer."
Ed Cunningham
GOOD MORNNING POSTMAN FANS!
How foolish is the pessimist,
despondent and forlorn,
who always when he gets a rose
goes hunting for the thorn.
The optimist has better sense;
the charm of life he knows.
He doesn't mind a scratch or two
if he can get the rose.
So don't be a pessimist,
bogged down with discontent;
the optimist has heaps of fun
that doesn't cost a cent!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the Star trek bar
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h035.html
man of the house
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h036.html
texting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h037.html
disgusting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h038.html
who's boss
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h039.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Jo in Florida
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/994.html
the stripper
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/995.html
A man was in his usual place in the
morning, sitting at the table,
reading the paper after breakfast.
He came across an article about a
beautiful actress who was about to
marry a football player. The player
was known primarily for his lack of
IQ, common sense, and good looks.
He turned to his wife: "You know,
I'll never understand why the biggest,
ugliest jerks always get the most attractive
wives." His wife replied, "Why thank you,
dear!"
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An important politician was seen moving around
with a film actress for a couple of months, with
whom he finally decided to plunge into matrimony.
But being cautious, he hired a private detective
for the job of looking into her past and finding
out if she had any previous affairs with any men.
After a few days, the politician at last received
his detective's report, which went like this:
"Sir, this lady has a spotless reputation. Her past
is clear, her family and friends all come from a
very respectable background. No one has anything
against her character. But yes, according to my
sources, for the last couple of months she's been
frequently seen flirting with a politician with a
dubious reputation."
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A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the
prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books
on suicide?' To which she stops doing her tasks, looks
at him over the top of her glasses and says,
'Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!'
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The doctor at the local health clinic was admonishing
the female Kentuckian patient. "Until the antibiotics
clean out your infection, you are *not* to have any
relations whatsoever!" Pausing for a moment, the young
woman patient replied, "Okay fer that
un Doc, but what about friends 'n neighbors?"
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At the mah jongg game, a matron was bragging to her club
members. "That old goat of a husband of mine can't spend a
dime without my consent. My lawyer drew up an agreement
that will hold up 100% in any court. And when he dies,
I get every cent under his last will and testicles." "You
must mean testament," said one of the ladies. "When I say
testicles, I mean testicles," laughed the woman. "Even after
he's buried, I'll still have him by the balls!"
BUFFALO BILL
Office B
http://www.buffaloschips.com/skslkds.htm
Polaroid
http://www.buffaloschips.com/lkala.htm
Porky Pig
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sddssd.htm
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FUN PAGES
NightShift Legacy: The Jaguar's Eye
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41766&s=n
Drunk Insects
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41382&s=n
How to Fly Aircraft Mirage
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42411&s=n
Gross Fake ID
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42479&s=n
THAT'S All FOkLS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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