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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I was on Facebook yesterday ( I know you are not surprised by
that) and I saw an ad for a company that was selling cups
probably similar to the refillable mugs you see at the coffee bars
in gas stations. They referred to this product as K-cups. Being the
joker I am, I asked how they would compare in size to say a DD
cup. I received a message back that said Dunkin Donuts didn't have
any cups that would compare to a K-cup. The woman who answered
that question was either a bigger joker that me or doesn't wear a bra.
Buffy's old place is just about ready to rent. The storage unit is
packed about 5 foot high and really everything should be taken out
and stored properly but no one would listen to me. Two mattress
sets went to the dumpster yesterday because they should have
went in with the couches, not when the unit was full but I didn't
have time to supervise that part of the operation. That is also the
reason there is two desks on my front porch right now, one which
weighs almost 300 pounds which I have to get inside or wrap before
it starts snowing this weekend.
Enjoy the chips.... buffalo
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A wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
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What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love?
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A man had been feeling sick for several days. Finally he decided
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After hearing the man's symptoms and listening to his belly with
a stethoscope the doctor told him that he had a tapeworm.
"Oh, that sounds bad. How can I get rid of it?" asked the man.
"Come in tomorrow and bring with you a hard boiled egg and a
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lemon cookie. "Drop your pants, and bend over," says the doctor.
"What?" says the man.
"Trust me. I'm the doctor," says the doctor.
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shoves the egg up his rear.
"Whoa! Hold on a minute, Jack!" screams the man.
"Hold still and trust me. I'm the doctor," says the doctor.
About a minute later, SWOOSH! up goes the lemon cookie.
"Now pull up your pants and come back tomorrow with a hard boiled
egg and a lemon cookie," says the doctor.
As the infuriated man starts to protest the doctor says, "Trust
me. I'm the doctor."
So, the man comes in the next day and he brings the hard boiled
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"This again?" yells the man.
"Trust me. I'm the doctor," says the doctor.
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"Oh! I can't believe I'm doing this!" says the man.
"Hold still now and trust me. I'm the doctor," says the doctor.
About a minute later, SWOOSH! up goes the lemon cookie.
"Now pull up your pants and come back tomorrow with another hard
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As the man starts to shake his head the doctor says, "Trust me.
I'm the doctor."
So, this goes on all week until one day, after the man pulls up
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The man gets no sleep that night worried to death about what the
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The man comes in the next day and he brings the hard boiled egg
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"Trust me. I'm the doctor," says the doctor.
The man drops his pants and bends over. SWOOSH! The doctor shoves
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"Please!" says the man, terrified of what is to come next.
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About a minute later, the man is about to pass out from terror
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 2014
Robo-Katie #17 Cont
Tami decides to try another setting and turns the
knob to laundry and sits down to relax. The robot
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Tami: Hey this is cool! This Robot will work after all!
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