THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
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THE COMICS
who is that guy
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the pizza guy
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the plummer
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thats enough
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something to tell me
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
new toy for slumber parties
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funny guitar
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stranded
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Little Johnny paints a sign that reads: "WE MOVE
ANYTHING FOR A DIME." He tells his buddy Roy to
get his wagon and both sit under a shade tree
in Johnny's front yard, waiting for business.
Kathy, across the street is not to be outdone,
so she paints a bigger sign that reads: "WE MOVE
ANYTHING FOR A NICKEL." She tells her friend Nellie
to get her wagon, and they both sit in Kathy's yard.
Now Johnny's really pissed... how dare that GIRL?
Then, in a flash of inspiration Johnny hauls Roy
across the street. "Let's get some laughs...
Say, Kathy, you'll move ANYTHING?"
"Give me a nickel and I'll prove it to you."
"Roy, give me your nickel!"
Johnny takes it and hands it to Kathy.
"What you want moved, boy?"
"Move my BOWELS!" Johnny says and starts laughing.
So Kathy kicked the shit out of him.
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You know You're A Redneck When . . .
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.
Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You burn your yard rather than mow it.
You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You come back from the dump with more than you took.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. (oh ick!!!)
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A couple of old cowboys (Sam and Bubba) were sitting
in a bar having a drink (or two or three) , doing
what most old cowboys do; complaining about the heat,
the cows and their wives.They weren't exactly the
brightest guys, and neither were their comments.
Every day they said pretty much the same thing.
And it always ended in a pissing contest over who
had the worst wife. Today though something was
different. There was a wise looking elderly Indian
Chief sitting at the bar. They decided to ask him to
decide, who had the worst wife.
The first man (Sam) complained that his wife was
always arguing with him. No matter what he said,
she always said the opposite. She didn't just say it
either, she said it so loud that the neighbors
complained. The old Chief listened attentively
and then said, "If your wife was Indian, we would
name her Fire-Water."
Sam asked "Why would you call her Fire-Water?"
The Indian Chief replied, "Every time she opens
her mouth she breathes fire and your knees turn to water."
The second man (Bubba) said "My wife is so bad that we
haven't hadn't had physical relations in darn near twenty years."
The chief again listened attentively and pronounced
Bubba's wife as "Sleeping-Dragon." When Bubba asked why,
the chief replied, "If you try to touch her while she is
sleeping, she will become a dragon and bite your head off."
Sam and Bubba had a good laugh over their wives new
names. Then Sam asked, "Okay, them Indian names are
pretty cool,but.... Who has the worst wife?"
The chief replied, "I do."
Bubba asked what the chiefs wife name was.
The chief replied something along the lines of
"Whumpo Havo Noja"
Both Sam and Bubba looked very confused, and so the
chief explained, "That's my wife's Indian name, it
translates in English to "Three-Old-Horses."
More puzzled than ever before Bubba asked, "Yeah,
but what does it (Three-Old-Horses) mean?
The chief sighed, took a sip of his beer and said ,
Nag, Nag, Nag."
BUFFALO BILL
5
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Pigeon
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Ping Pong
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FUN PAGES
Average Lifespan
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Moon Goddess Green Shoes
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Pieces of Horus
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Zulu Gems
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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