THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Give me where to stand
and I will move the earth
Archimedes 287 b.c.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
A looming federal shuttdown because of the budget crisis
/failure looms up to us. Seems Friday afternoon is the deadline.
Will governement shut down as we consider what is gonna happen?
without a compromise between the dems and the gop, experts
agree, the government is gonna close up shop! Ironically
did you ask? "Well if they don't reach an agreement, what's
gonna close?" And nobody can give you a clear answer! Here in
Michigan, we are pretty sure the Ford musuem may close for a
day or two. They may close a couple of the state parks because
there are some that rely on federal bux to run. But what
am I worried about? what about my check? I gonna get my
SSDI Check like usual? I mean comeon, who gives a rats ass about
the damn mueseum, right? lets get priorities straight!!!
and start worrying about what is important!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
HOW TO PISS IN PUBLIC (from offthewall.tv)
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/996.html
Insane Downhill Bike Race In Chile valparaiso polc 2011
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/997.html
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THE COMICS
my wife
http://thepostmanscorner.net/h041.html
ouch
http://thepostmanscorner.net/h042.html
Old McDonald had a farm...
http://thepostmanscorner.net/h043.html
even the cat is on face book
http://thepostmanscorner.net/h044.html
the moon mission
http://thepostmanscorner.net/h045.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
on the subject of Lent
http://thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd674.html
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees
an Indian sitting on his porch. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' alright."
Indian: <extreme look of shock>
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" <pointing at Indian>
Dog: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds
me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian: <look of disbelief>
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool." Indian: <extreme look of shock>
Cowboy: "Is this your owner? "<pointing at Indian>
Horse: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He
rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and
keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Indian: <total look of amazement>
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep Lie."
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The loneliness of a middle-aged man and woman - both divorcees,
eventually blossomed into love and finally marriage, but the
wedding night turned into a real disaster.
"You just do not fulfill my sexual expectations," the bride
commented the following morning.
You're right about that." replied the new husband. "But when I
promised to fill the void in your life, I simply had no idea that
it would be so blooming large!"
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It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the
children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward.
One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as
she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said,
"That's a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?"
The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on
microphone,
"Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."
Buffalo Bill
cat
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jgdfgldls.htm
cat1
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kgjfdgs.htm
cat2
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kgjdfkgldlgjfd.htm
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FUN PAGES
How to Make a Paper Catamaran
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42156&s=n
Bond Escape
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41676&s=n
Halle Berry Halle's Berries
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=40810&s=n
Beatles Autographs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42358&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM Martin aka the postman
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