THE POSTMANS CORNER
The invisible and the non-
existent look very much alike
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
If you are wondering why you got that extra
message yesterday that was blank and said
"another", don't worry about it. I could say that
it truly was just "testing the waters." Truth is tho,
Al Gore put this hex on all folks who don't
believe in global warming, and now my computer
is in melt down mode:)So, ..just disregard it, as it
didn't mean anything. Hope this clears things up:)
We do hope you enjoy today's isssue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
lingerie dept
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h021.html
booty call
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h022.html
tinted windows
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h023.html
nice cast
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h024.html
I ain't sleepin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h025.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Worlds Biggest Alarm Clock
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/987.html
William Shatner Sings "F**k You"
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/988.html
twin baby boys have a conversation
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/989.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
Bali
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd671.html
Helga hung out the wash to dry and then went
downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.
"Gootness, it's hotter dan hell today," she
mused to herself as she walked down Main Street .
She passed a tavern and thought , "Vy nodt?"
So, she walked in and took a seat at the bar.
The bartender walked up and asked her what she
would like to drink."Ya know," Helga said in a
timid voice.... "I don't usually go into bars, but
today I vill make an exception...It is zo hot,
I tink I'll haf myself a cold beer"
"Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked.
Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks,
und how's yur viener?"
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Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and
they haven't seen each other since graduation.
They begin to talk and bring each other up to date.
The conversation covers their husbands, their
children, homes, etc., and finally gets around to
their sex lives.Sue says "It's OK. We get it on every
week or so but it's no big adventure, how's yours?
" Sally replies "It's just great, ever since we got
into S&M." Sue is aghast. "Really Sally, I never
would have guessed that you would go for that."
"Oh, sure," says Sally, "He snores while I masturbate."
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For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 A.M.,
on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.
Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without
Johnson's arrival, it caused a sensation.
All work ceased and the boss himself, looking at his watch and
muttering, came out into the corridor.
Finally, precisely at ten, Johnson showed up, clothes dusty and torn,
his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent.
He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware
that all eyes were upon him, "I tripped and rolled down two flights
of stairs in the subway. Nearly killed myself."
The boss said, "And to roll down two flights of stairs took you an
entire hour?"
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Plato: "Did you ever fuck your girlfriend in the other hole?"
Socrates: "You are fuckin mad. I don't want to make her pregnant!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Nipple Bitten Off
http://www.buffaloschips.com/adfas.htm
Camel Toe Video
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdfa.htm
Hand Up
http://www.buffaloschips.com/zsasd.htm
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FUN PAGES
Killer Bugs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41428&s=n
Negative Doughnut
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42477&s=n
Invention of the Poster
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42219&s=n
Foxes are Wild Dogs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42393&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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