THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Happiness is the absence of
the striving for happiness
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THE COMICS
heads or tails
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i031.html
I can't believe...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i032.html
oops
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i033.html
no sports on tv
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i034.html
I've heard a lot about you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i035.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Mrs Brown Gets A Bikini Wax
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1026.html
Super Stunt
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1027.html
This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lays on the
bed but the old woman lays on the floor. The old man asks, "Why are
you going to sleep on the floor?" The old woman says, "Because I want
to feel something hard for a change."
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Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good
looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
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Q. How can you tell when you're in a tough lesbian bar?
A. Even the pool table has no balls.
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Q. What do you call a professional musician without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless.
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Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A. Well hung.
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Q. Why does my Avon lady walk funny?
A. Her lips stick.
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Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. The dog doesn't expect you to lick his balls.
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There were these two professors arguing over which one had the dumber
child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first
professor yells "There is no way that your son is dumber. My son has
to be THE stupidest kid on Earth."
The second professor says "No way, Jose. My son is the bigger idiot."
The first professor says "Let me prove it to you. Hey Jake! (Jake
runs to his father) I don't know if I left myself at the office or
not. Would you run there and find out. If I'm there then tell me to
come home and eat dinner."
The son says, gleefully, "Sure dad" and runs off.
The second professor not to be outdone says "Oh Yea! Watch this! Hey
Sam! Come here! (Sam runs to his father) Here are two pennies. With
one penny buy a car and the other buy a microwave."
Sam says "OK." and leaves. The professors keep arguing.
Jay and Sam meet in the street. And they start arguing which one has
the dumber father. Jay says, "Well listen. My father told me to find
out if he is at the office or not. Well all he had to do was to call
the office and find out himself. Two minutes and he would be done.
That is stupid if I've ever heard it."
Sam says "Well that is nothing. My dad told me to buy a car with one
penny and a microwave with the other. But he didn't tell me which
penny was for the car and which one is for the microwave."
BUFFALO BILL
Toilet Seat Sign
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6256.htm
Tom Mabe
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6257.htm
Tomato PSA
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6258.htm
FUN PAGES
Gross Fake ID
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42479&s=n
Alfred Hitchcock's Angry Birds
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42577&s=n
Suffocation Suicide
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42408&s=n
Viral Video Remixes
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41438&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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