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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I stopped at Burger King the other day for the first time in years
and ordered some double stackers. The double is a Single Stacker
with an extra patty. If however you order two single stackers and
take the internals of one and put it in with the other you will also get
an extra slice of cheese and two more half slices of bacon for the
same price.
Eva had Bear Bear in her arms this morning and was taunting Dini.
When Dini got tired of the situation she whacked Bear Bear out of
Eva's arms and about six feet away. Eva gave a command
performance running over to Bear Bear and screaming. " Bear Bear
are you hurt?" Did Dini kill you ? Are you dying Bear Bear? She
has messed with Dini enough that if she gets close enough Dini
will swat her and I hate to see it happen but she needs to start
listening to warnings. It doesn't mean wait till someone turns their
backs and do it anyhow.
The snow has stopped and is mostly melted except for the dirty
berms the plows have thrown up. Every time it starts snowing
someone comes up with the new snow will help melt the old
stuff faster. That's like telling someone treading water in the
middle of a flood that the rain clouds are going to make the water go
down faster.
Enjoy the chips .... buffalo
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RING!
Southeast Treatment Plant, this is Dave...
"Is this the water department?"
Yes Ma'am, for most of this area...
"Good. I have some very technical questions to ask you about the
water"
I'll try and help...
"Why are my nipples getting so hard?"
You're not really serious...
"I AM SO!! My nipples... they're hard and they have this white
coating
on them!"
Uhhhh, huh... hard, uhhh, nipples with white, uhh... stuff...
"Not only that, they're getting warped!"
I see...
"They used to be soft, pink and round!"
I'm sure they were...
"Now they really look disgusting!"
I'm sure they do...
"So I want to know what you're going to do about this!"
I really don't think I can help you. Have you discussed this with
your
personal physician?
"Yes I have! He said I should call you because he thought it was
from
the water!"
I see... uhhhh, just why and how does he think the water is causing
this?
"He said cleaning them in boiling water sometimes does that."
Sounds painful... can't you just sponge them off?
"Painful?! THE BABY BOTTLE NIPPLES ARE THE ONES I'M TALKING ABOUT!"
Now I understand...
"Are you going to buy me new ones?"
Why would we do that?
"Because your water ruined these. My baby won't suck them anymore.
He's
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May I ask how old your baby is?
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Six... and he refuses the bottle? Maybe he's getting a little old
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I wasn't. How long have you been using these nipples?
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the
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There once was a girl from Nantucket.
Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it.
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"Wipe that cum from your chin.
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There was a young rector of Kings
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There was a young lady of Wheeling
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Parting Chips
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A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help
him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their
journey to find the herd.
After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear
to the ground and says "Hmm, buffalo come."
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
VOl 2009
Puff n' Stuff
Diana: A party?
BJ: Yes, we are invited to a party at
Katie's dog house tonight.
Diana: Where is the invitation?
BJ: Here, It reads.. To Mr and Mrs BJ
Cassady Please be informed that your
presence is requested at the residence
of Katherine Lillian Kassity tonight for
supper and entertainment. Dress is
formal, tux and evening gown is preffered.
RSVP.
Diana: Good grief, we have to RSVP our
dog?
BJ: I have taken care of the matter and
have answered her.
Diana: I supposed we need to get dressed.
Later at Katherine's doghouse BJ rings the
doorbell and Rudy wearing a full tux answers.
Rudy: Sir, Madame, may I see your invitations
please?
BJ: It's us Rudy.
Rudy: Just following orders sir.
BJ: Her you go Rutherford.
Rudy: Your coat sir and your wrap ma'am.
To be continued
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