THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
It is not the strongest of the species that survive,
nor the most intelligent,
but the one most responsive to change
GOOD MONRING POSTMAN FANS!
Life is a game of cards.
You did not invent the game,
Nor did you frame the rules.
You have no control over the cards dealt to you.
But you are there to play.
A good player, even with a bad hand of cards,
will play well and emerge a winner.
A bad player, even with the best of cards,
will play badly and lose.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
get busy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h066.html
mt birthday
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h067.html
a birthday
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h068.html
tip
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h069.html
your honor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h070.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
catapaulted
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1012.html
races
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1013.html
playing guitar
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1014.html
While on a road trip, Harry and Martha stopped
at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After
finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and
resumed their trip. When leaving, Martha
unknowingly left her glasses on the table. She
didn't miss them until they had been driving about
twenty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation,
they had to travel quite a distance before they
could find a place to turn around in order to return
to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses. All the way
back, Harry became the classic grouchy old man. He
fussed, complained and scolded Martha relentlessly
during the entire return trip. The more he chided
her the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't
let up one minute. To Martha's relief, they
finally arrived at the restaurant.As Martha got
out of the car and hobbled inside to retrieve her
glasses the old geezer shook his fist and yelled ...
"While you're in there,
you might as well get my hat,
and the credit card."
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Two drunks are in a tavern sitting at the bar,
staring into their drinks. One gets a curious
look on his face and asks, "Hey, John, you ever seen
an ice cube with a hole in it before?"
"Yep. I been married to one for fifteen years!"
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I was at P.J. Bottoms Bar in Buffalo last night,
and overhead the following conversation between
three ladies and the barkeep:A blonde, a brunette
and a redhead walked into P.J. Bottoms Bar in
Buffalo and each asked the bartender for a drink...
The brunette said, "I'll have a B and C."
"What is a B and C?" asked the barkeep.
"Bourbon and Coke!" exclaimed the brunette.
"And, I'll have a G and T," said the redhead.
"What's a G and T? Is that a gin and tonic?" asked the bartender.
"Yes, gin and tonic!" replied the redhead.
Then the blonde said, "I'll have a 15."
"What's a 15?" asked the barkeep.
"Duh!" said the blonde, "It's a 7 and 7, obviously!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Workout Bra
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdksdk.htm
Parent VS Kids
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dsfsdj.htm
Parking 1
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sdfsd.htm
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FUN PAGES
Rotating Planets
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42220&s=n
No Breakfast For You
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42478&s=n
Flight Simulator X
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42157&s=n
Eating 12 Pounds of Cereal
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42406&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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