THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HOPE looks for the good in people
instead of harping on the worst in them.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, Easter has been here and left.
How did you celebrate? We did the more
traditional approach, beginning with sunrise
breakfast at church, altho I do not know why
they call it "Sunrise" since it was served
at 8am just before church. Then there was the
tradional ham and potatoes for lunch. No Easter
egg hunt tho, since the postman clan has no lil
chillens yet. Altho this will change next year.
Addyson is due to arrive at the end of May.
We are all looking forward to it.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
love to watch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i036.html
adultery
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i037.html
baked beans
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i038.html
gift certificates
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
naked
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1029.html
The best moment ever on COPS.. "I don't sell crack".....
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1028.html
naked girl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1030.html
My sister felt she was well prepared for her in-depth
interview with the Police Academy Board who would
determine her suitability as a candidate.
The first situation they presented to her was: "On
routine patrol you see a car traveling at excessive
speed, with undue care and attention. You pull it over and
discover that the driver is your brother. What do you do?"
Without hesitation she replied, "Tell Mom!"
She was accepted.
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A passenger train is creeping along, slowly.
Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a
conductor walking by outside.
"What's going on?" she yells out the window.
"Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.
Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.
Within five minutes, however, it stops again. The
woman sees the same conductor walk again.
She leans out the window and yells, "What happened?
Did we catch up with the cow again?"
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Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the
local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Thibodaux was
the minister of the Covenant Church across the road.
They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign
into the ground, that read:
'Da End is Near
Turn Yo Sef 'Roun Now
Afore It Be Too Late!'
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his
window and yelled, 'You religious nuts!'
From the curve they heard screeching tires, and a
big splash...
Boudreaux turns to Thibodaux and asks,
'Do ya tink
maybe da sign should jussay.....'Bridge Out?
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Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when
a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf.
Paddy said, 'I'm gonna do that when I win lottery.'
'What's dat?' says his mate.
'Send me lawn away to be cut,' says Paddy.
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BUFFALO BILL
Tree Sex
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Trick Boobies
http://www.buffaloschips.com/62515.htm
Verrassing
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7801.htm
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FUN PAGES
Must Wash Hands
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41409&s=n
Do Beer, Not Drugs
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Dreamsdwell Stories
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41704&s=n
No Breakfast For You
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42478&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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