THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Having the fewest wants,
I am nearest to the gods.
Socrates,
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM:
THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The president of Japan, Harry TUTU,
was quoted in his presidential address
yesterday, regarding the concerns that
Japanese have right now with radiation
sickness. He say "Japan will begin issuing
home self radiation tests next week. It
consists of a bag of popcorn. You put it
on the kitchen table. if it pops, evacuate.
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Everyone tells me they like my introductions
the best when I talk about myself or what is
happening in the life of the postman clan. That
is probably one of my favorite things to talk
about. but its also unfortunate. See. that's kindof
hard to do when you have nothing to discuss.
Nothing ever happens around here so its like, ok...
should I discuss how much bleach I use on the whitie
tighties to get out the skidmarks? that would probably
come under the heading of TMI and I am sure you would
rather hear about some jokes...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
yesterday
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h006.html
Mona Lisa
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h007.html
prove your love
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h008.html
Charlie Sheen says
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h009.html
hang over
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
kitty pool
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/978.html
naked girl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/979.html
A blonde at a party, was telling her friend
that she'd gone off men for life. "They lie,
they cheat, and they're just no good," she
moaned. Then she added, "From now on when I
want sex, I'm going to use my tried and
tested plastic companion."
"What happens when the batteries run out?"
joked her friend. "That's simple," replied
the blonde. "I'll just fake an orgasm as
usual
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Little Johnny walks into school one day to
find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.
She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When
you say my name class
remember it has an 'r' after the first letter."
The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."
A few days later the regular teacher is still
sick when Little Johnny
gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.
Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher,
"I remember it has an 'r' after the first letter."
"That's right!" she coaxed.Then after a few
seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?"
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A teenager who had just received her learner's
permit offered to drive her parents to church.
After a wild ride, they finally reached
their destination.The driver's mother got out of the
car and said, "Thank you." "Anytime," her
daughter replied. As the woman closed the car
door, she said, "I wasn't talking to you
. . . I was talking to God."
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An older couple are playing in the annual club
championship. They are playing in a playoff
hole and it is down to a 6-inch putt that the wife
has to make.She takes her stance and her husband
can see her trembling.
She putts and misses; they lose the match.
On the way home in the car her husband is fuming,
"I cannot believe you missed that putt! That putt
was no longer than my dick." The wife just looked
over at her husband, smiled and said, "Yes dear,
but it was much harder!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Making Up
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sjks.htm
Mama's Boobs
http://www.buffaloschips.com/aka.htm
Milk
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ajkak.htm
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FUN PAGES
Top 15 Strange Foods
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41436&s=n
Negative Doughnut
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42477&s=n
Gardenscapes
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41722&s=n
Bouncy Balls Banned
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42410&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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