THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
God gave us our relatives;
thank God we can choose our friends
Ethel Mumford
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Our fair city pumps its water source about 45 minutes
west of here, from the beautiful Lake Michigan. At the
time it was built, back in the sixties, it was considered
state of the art, being one of the first public
systems to add chlorine. However, in a given day,
the system now loses about a billion and a half gallons
of unbilled water. While places like the firedepartment
are not charged for usage, and a great deal of that
can be blamed also for seepage and etc, the city wants to spend
150 k. to find out what the cause of the rest of the loss
is. Last fall, the city paid off the mortage on what
it cost to build the water system, and every body
predicted that water bills would go down. Currently,
my water bill used to be about 76 bux a month. Now,
it runs around 81 or 82 bux a month. Wonder if someone
could spend a few bux to find out why my water bill keeps
going up?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordiall
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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motive
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wants everyone to know
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utensil choices
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THE MOVIES
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best laptop ever
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
Clara Adams
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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when
he mentioned something about his girlfriend being
out in the car. The bartender, concerned because
it was so cold, went to check on her. When he
looked inside the car, he saw the drunk's buddy,
Pete, and his girlfriend going at it in the
back-seat. The bartender shook his head and walked
back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it
might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.
The drunk staggered outside to the car, saw Pete
and his girlfriend entwined, then walked back
into the bar laughing. "What's so funny?" the
bartender asked. "That damned Pete!" the drunk
chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"
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Bubba was walking down the alley when he sees a body
laying to one side, all cut up and bloody. As he
got close, he sees that it's his friend, Billy Bob,
laying there laughing his ass off. "Damn, Billy
Bob, What happened to you? Why are you laughing?
Don't those cuts hurt?" Billy Bob replied still
laughing, "Yeah they do hurt. But I found out that
Clyde has been screwing my wife, Becky Ann.. I
waited for him and confronted him here in the alley.
He pulled his knife and I pulled mine and we had
a helluva fight." "But why are you laughing,
Billy Bob?" asked Bubba again. Billy Bob replied, "
That stupid ass has gone down to my house to lay
Becky Ann again, and I got his peter here in my hand!"
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I was driving one night in a really heavy rain.
My car slid off the road into a field of tall grass.
When the sheriff arrived, he asked, "Slip off the road?"
I said, "Nope. The car got hungry so I let it
graze in the grass for a while. Here's your sign."
-- Bill Engvall
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BUFFALO BILL
Texas Shootout
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6243.htm
The Interview
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6244.htm
The Big Man Where Are You
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6245.htm
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FUN PAGES
Sheldon Cooper Quotes
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Angry Kid Choir Boys
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Super Mario Rampage
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Flight Simulator X
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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