THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
You don't need to control others,
because you can exercise
full control over yourself
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The painting project that started yesterday
is proceeding with resolute comittment.
Daughter's bedroom can easily declared to be
a "total mess". We are planning to replace the
carpet in there after the walls are done, and
what is remarkable? "The war department" has
spilled less paint on that carpet than on the
stuff we have wanted to keep. lol. So far,
my involvement has been minimal, preferring to
leave the bulk of it to hands that are healthier
to perform it. I prefer to think of my role in
terms of "support staff." She says "Hon,? go over to the
hardware store and get...yadda yadda..." Or "hon,
can you cook supper? I can keep painting if you do."
"Sure dear," I am the perfect yadda yadda guy. And
since its Tuesday, its also buy a large chillie and
get one free at Wendy's, also. So I'm a good cook
on Tuesday. In the meantime, let me know if
there' anything else, er, nevermind." (What was I
thinking, volunteering?? omg.)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
what's in the box
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h026.html
hospital
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h027.html
summer sale
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h028.html
the perfect caterer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h029.html
reading
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h030.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
at the beach
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/990.html
the exam
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/991.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
celebrity names
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd672.html
At the start of every Mass, the priest would make
the sign of the cross, followed as usual by the
entrance song and the blessing "The Lord be with you",
to which the congregation responded,
"And also with you." One Sunday, after making the
sign of the cross, our priest appeared to be
having difficulty with the sound system during the
singing of the entrance hymn. At the conclusion of
the song, the priest said,
"There seems to be something wrong with the mike."
The congregation automatically responded,
"And also with you."
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Tom was in Las Vegas gambling and having a run of
bad luck. He lost all his money and was now waiting
for his bank to wire him some more. He was on his
way up to his hotel room when he meets a beautiful
hooker in the elevator.He is smitten with her and
tells her that he wants to make love to her right now.
The hooker says, "Honey, if you got the cash, we
can make your wish come true." Tom realizes he doesn't
have any money on him yet and tells the hooker that he
will have the money in about an hour or so.
The hooker says, "No money, no lovin'"
Tom pleads with her but the hooker does not give in.
She tells him that when he gets the money she will be
more than happy to oblige him, but she actually does find
Tom attractive so she reaches over to his pants, unzips
his fly, takes his penis in her hand and then proceeds
to write on it the following - Gloria 357-6262, when
you have $$$. Tom returns to his room and a couple
of hours later, the money from his bank finally arrives.
He immediately rushes to the phone to call his "dream woman".
He unzips his pants so he can retrieve the number off
his penis, but alas his erection was gone and in order
to read the number he starts rubbing his penis frantically.
At that very moment, the maid entered his room to
clean and shrieked at this sight. Tom says to the maid,
"Don't worry, I'm just trying to make a phone call."
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An 18-year-young woman arrived home very late from a
first date with a guy. Her angry mother asked her
where the hell she'd been all night.
"Mom, I'm an adult now," said the woman,
"and I think I am in love!"
"What do you mean?" queried the concerned mother.
"It was your first date!"
"Yeah," replied the daughter,
"but I sucked his dick and then he fucked
me in the ass!"
"That's not love, my daughter,"
explained mother, "that's lust!"
"Then what's love?" asked daughter.
Mother replied, "When you get fucked
in the ass first and then suck his
dick, that's love!"
BUFFALO BILL
Love
http://www.buffaloschips.com/3r44.htm
Hair Piece
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jhg7.htm
Hang Onto That Pole
http://www.buffaloschips.com/mjh.htm
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FUN PAGES
Must Wash Hands
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41409&s=n
Voted The Top 10 Funny Posters
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=40656&s=n
Dogs That Can't Bark
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42352&s=n
How to Fly the Thay Hunter
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42412&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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