THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
No matter how bad it gets,
I'm rich at the dollar store
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
If you don't live life on purpose you live life by accident.
Why do some days feel like a motorway pile up?
It's because you haven't sorted out your purpose yet.
The highest purpose is always giving, or serving others,
without wanting anything in return.
This is why relaxation is always impossible
if we are always 'on the take'.
There is an overall purpose for your life,
and each of the many scenes
which fill your day are opportunities
to serve your purpose.
Take time to think deeply,
listen to your intuition, and with patience,
the reason why you are here,
and what you uniquely have to give,
will occur to you.
Then you can live your life 'on purpose'.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
pulling ouy
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how come
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bad dog
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I like 3d
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kind of crazy
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
fire and rescue
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beautiful stripper
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
old airplanes
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria
of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the
other end of the table was a large pile of
chocolate chip cookies. Little Johnny wrote a
note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
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1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping
pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason
why the human race has not achieved and never will
achieve its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views
with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
7. Never lick a steak knife.
8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear
and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
10. You should never say anything to a woman that even
remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless
you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
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Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to
launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners
and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity.
The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions
with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test
it on the Windshields of their new high speed trains.
Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.
When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the
chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof
shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control
console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded
itself in the back wall of the cabin like an arrow shot from a bow.
The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results
of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield
and begged the British scientists for suggestions.
Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:
"Defrost the chicken."
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A blind man was flying in a small plane with his brother, the pilot,
when his brother suddenly clutched his chest and died.
After finally finding the radio, the blind man called for help and
was answered by an air traffic controller at a nearby airport.
"You've got to help me! I'm totally blind, the pilot of this plane
is dead, and we are flying upside down!"
The air traffic controller answered "I understand that the pilot is
dead and you are blind, but if you are blind how do you know that
you are flying upside down?"
"Because I have shit running up my neck!!!
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BUFFALO BILL
2 Roosters
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36 Hour Cialis
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3 Condoms Please
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FUN PAGES
Yogurt From Milk
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World's Most Popular Name
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Super Mario Moto
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Dieing Goldfish
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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