THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
We all live under the same sky,
but we don't see the same horizon.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The World Is Your Mirror
The good you find in others, is in you too.
The faults you find in others, are your faults as well.
After all, to recognize something you must know it.
The possibilities you see in others,
are possible for you as well.
The beauty you see around you, is your beauty.
The world around you is a reflection, a mirror
showing you the person you are.
To change your world, you must change yourself.
See the best in others, and you will be your best.
Give to others, and you will give to yourself.
Appreciate beauty, and you will be beautiful.
Admire creativity, and you will be creative.
Love, and you will be loved.
Seek to understand, and you will be understood.
Listen, and your voice will be heard.
Teach, and you will learn.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
rear admiral
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h056.html
just for today
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h057.html
important safety message
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h058.html
you're right
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h059.html
how webtv works
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h060.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
glow in the dark
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1006.html
naked menus
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1007.html
career builder
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1008.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
A Russian freeway
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd677.html
An old doctor and his nurse were on the train, going
to a Medical Conference. Opposite them was a man
furiously scratching his elbow. "I wonder what's
the matter with him?" asked the nurse. "He's a patient
of mine and, in confidence, I can tell
you that he suffers badly from hemorrhoids," replied
the doctor. "Well, why he's scratching his elbow?"
asked the puzzled nurse.
"Oh, he's a politician, and he doesn't know his ass
from his elbow."
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A blonde and a brunette were discussing their
boyfriends. The brunette said, "Last night I had
*three* orgasms in a row!" "That's nothing," came
the blonde. "Last night I had at least a dozen
orgasms!" "My god!" exclaimed the blonde. "I had
no idea he was that good." Looking shocked, the
blonde said, "Oh, you mean with one guy."
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A man returns home from work and enters through the
kitchen door. He sees his wife on her hands and
knees scrubbing the floor. She only has an apron on.
He gets quite frisky at the site and decides have
his way and proceeds from behind. After a few seconds,
he stops and hits her real hard on the back of her head.
"What was that?" the wife screamed. "Here I am being
so nice to you, and letting you really enjoy yourself.
What did you hit me for??" The husband looks at her
and angrily says "For not looking around to see who it was!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Surprise During Meal
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jksjadj.htm
Surprise Her Mechanics
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jjquis.htm
Man Cheats DEA
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asgs.htm
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FUN PAGES
The Pam Effect
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42481&s=n
World's Most Popular Name
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42394&s=n
Average Lifespan
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42407&s=n
Midget Joke 101
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42482&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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