THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver
and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger
is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
A big thankyou to all who wrote to me with get
well emails and Get well electronic cards! What
a pile of those ...its good to know I was missed!
Whew, this hospital thingie is really getting
to be a drag. My nurse looked up my charts and it
showed, that I've been hospitalized 6 times in the
last year. That was just at that hospital,
not counting the others I been at. fortunately my stays,
they have never been a long affair, most of them for only
3 or 4 days ...but still, its enough to create withdrawls
for those of you who love my work,,,so without further adew..
pittance, mutterances and etc...lets have some humor!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
hey Bert
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h050.html
tighten things up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h049.html
retirement
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h048.html
ouch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h047.html
my axe
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h046.html
land on the moon
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h045.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
a little electricity can ruin a good thing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/998.html
Penn Tennis balls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/999.html
how rumors start
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1000.html
new motorcycle crash research for safety purposes.
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1002.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
cockpit pictures
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd675.html
One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing
rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost.
Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly
in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in
deep trouble now!" Noticing some bones on the ground
close by, he immediately settles down to chew on
the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German
Shepherd exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious
panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in
mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he
slinks away into the trees. "Whew!," says the panther,
"That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole
scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this
knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from
the panther. So, off he goes. The squirrel soon catches
up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a
deal for himself with the panther. The young panther
is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,
squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen
to that conniving canine!" Now, the old German Shepherd
sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back
and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead
of running, the dog sits down with his back to his
attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and
just when they get close enough to hear, the old
German Shepherd says..."Where's that squirrel? I
sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"
Moral of this story...
Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will
always overcome youth and treachery! BS and brilliance
only come with age and experience.
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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night
together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have
sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was,
"Do you have a condom?"
Donald frowned and said, "No."
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom,
they could not have sex.
"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel
clerk if they had condoms.
"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from
under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"
"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"
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Teacher: "Joey, if you put your hand in one pants pocket
and found 75 cents, then you put your other hand in your
other pants pocket and
found 50 cents, what would you have?"
Joey: "I'd have somebody else's pants on!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Streaker Goal
http://www.buffaloschips.com/skskwoi.htm
Sunrise Gold
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jsdkjsdk.htm
Super Gra
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sdkjak.htm
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FUN PAGES
Poker Hands
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42395&s=n
Suspenders Banned in Greece
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42388&s=n
Iron Man Tower Defense
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42508&s=n
Virtual Farm
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41807&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
have a nice day
FROM:
MArtin aka the postman
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