THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
The only time a woman really succeeds
in changing a man is when he's a baby.
(Natalie Wood)
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Things are looking up around here.
The painting project is going well. Only
stuff left to do is the base board trim and the
window and door. etc. I actually wielded
a paint brush briefly last night myself.
Managed a little in the closet. Probably
was not a good idea, small space breathing
in the paint fumes. Yeah, that's real good for
emphasyma. But hey, at least I can say I gave
it some actual effort. Weather is getting warmer.
Every day the weather gets a couple degrees
warmer. The weather man says that over the
weekend we might even see temps in to the low
70s. which would be nice.
It would be nicer if things looked better for
the federal government. The dems and the GOP
both say they want what is best for the nation,
and both talk about dialogue and working together.
Truth is, I do not think either one of them have
the nation's best interest in mind. Maybe by Friday
after noon they will get done "playing chicken"
with our tax dollars and get down to the business
of running a government of the people, by the people,
and for the people, lest it not perish from the earth.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
I survived
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h031.html
72 virgins
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h032.html
lack of tightness
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h033.html
back up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h034.html
at the Trek bar
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h035.html
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LETS GO TO THW MOVIES
Wits - Julia Sweeney "Sex Ed." Monologue
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/992.html
boobs!
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
Mala mar
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In the middle of the harvesting, one of the
farmhands had to obey the call of nature. He went
to the edge of the field and started peeing. Most
unfortunately, he was stung by a bee right on the
"tip". The pain was unbearable, but he knew a piece
of good advice. He went to the farmer's house and
put his penis in buttermilk. At that moment the
farmer's daughter came in. With her face red,
she stood perfectly still looking at him.
"Have you never seen one of these before?"
the farmhand asked. To which the girl replied:
"Yes, but this is the first time I've seen one being
reloaded!"
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There are three brothers, Tom, Dick and Harry.
Tom calls Dick and says,"Listen, Dick, my wife has
been in the hospital for two months, and I need a
woman! Why don't you send your wife over to spend
a couple of nights with me, and when my wife gets
out of the hospital, I'll let her spend a couple of
nights with you, OK?" This really makes Dick angry!
So angry that he calls Harry, and tells him about it.
Harry says, "Man, you should have taken him up on that deal!
His wife is much better in bed than your wife
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A young woman goes to her doctor's office,
Afraid of the strange development on the
Inside of her thighs . . .
A green spot on the inside of each.
"They won't wash off,
They won't scrape off and they
Seem to be getting worse."
The doctor assures her he'll get to
The bottom of the problem,
And tells her not to worry until
The tests come back.
A few days later, the woman's phone rings.
Much to her relief, it's the doctor.
She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.
The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy - -
there's no problem. But I'm wondering,
Is your boyfriend a Harley guy..??"
The woman stammers,
"Why, yes, but how did you know..??"
"Tell him his Harley earrings aren't real gold."
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BUFFALO BILL
carpet munch
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carrier
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carrying donuts
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FUN PAGES
Killer Lifesaver
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Circus Clowns
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Classic Spiderman Comic Covers
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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