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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I got my previous record for registering a vehicle at the
Secretary of State Office down to under two minutes
and that includes printing the plate number on the reflectorized
adhesive tag and I saved 12 bucks by not doing it though
the mail. They don't tell you that when they send you the
paperwork through the mail.
It snowed most of the day but with the temperature being
around 35 degrees it all melted before it hit the ground. I
kept the drapes pulled because I find the thought of snow
on my birthday depressing.
Eva has discovered that our long hallway has great acoustics
and an echo and loves to stand in there on a desk and
scream whatever song comes to mind at the moment
and she loves it all from kids songs to Heavy Metal and she
does like country too. I have never heard a complaint from
the college kids upstairs and you know that it has to be loud
at times. Maybe they had small kids around the house too.
Tomorrow I have to go out and buy a couple of flats of eggs.
It is a church sanctioned reason to break my cholesterol diet
and I intend to take advantage of it. It would be a sin to
let all of the imperfect eggs go to waste when there is egg salad
sandwiches, potato salad, and even deviled eggs to be made.
Enjoy the chips.... buffalo
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title, she didn't quite
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Said A Classicist Down In Peru,
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Parting Chips
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After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test
on the National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his
next test carried out while visiting in San Francisco where the
beautiful nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating.
As usual he was asked to strip off, he lay naked on his side on the bed
and the nurse began the examination.
"At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection"
said the nurse.
"I haven't got an erection" said the man.
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 2020
Ring Around the....
Ring Ring Ring!
BJ: Hello.
Rudy: I tried to catch up to Sandi but I missed her.
I am in Joplin is that close to Guthrie.
BJ: Ack!!!!! Find a motel 6 and I will have Diana
come and get you while I get Sandi.
Rudy: Where are you Pops?
BJ: I am half way to Amarillo, Texas.
Rudy: Why are you going to Texas?
BJ: To get Sandi who is in New Mexico.
Rudy: So why are you going to Texas if she is in
New Mexico?
BJ: Because you have to go through Texas to get
to New Mexico.
Rudy: Sounds confusing to me. So where am I?
BJ: Missouri.
Rudy: Do you have to drive to New Mexico to get
to Missouri?
BJ: Diana will call you, I am tired.
The herd
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