THE POSTMANS CORNER!
It is fatal to enter any war
without the will to win it.
Douglas MacArthur
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I see that Charlie Sheen is not doing
so well in performing live on the
road performances. His very first one
the audience booed off the stage, allegedly.
Altho for my self, I have no desire to
waste money on a mediocre peformance.
IMO, the only decent work Sheen ever did
was Wall Street in 1984.he was good in that movie cuz the part he played
was that of an asshole, apparently that is something he does well.
The "war department" has declared Monday to
be a "painting" day. My daughter's room
(an eyesore to say the least) is going to
get a face lift from the billious bright
blue and gold stars that has graced her walls
since grade school to a bit more conservative
two tone shade of burgandy. Mixed with a new
berber carpet, it should look a little more
spiffy in days to come. Altho "war department"
says daughter and "everybody" is gonna help,
it remains to be seen how that "everybody"
is gonna be defined. I have a feeling however,
that the term "help" is probably radically
differently defined by her standards compared
to mine:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
it guarantees me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h016.html
a bear trap
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h017.html
this ass
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h018.html
state of mind
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h019.html
cracks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h020.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
pepsi
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/984.html
oh my goodness
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/985.html
a run off the deck
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/986.html
A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the
medicine is so advanced that we cut-off a
man's testicles, we put them into another
man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work".
The German doctor comments: "That´s nothing,
in Germany we take part of the brain out
from a person, we put it into another person's
head and in 4 weeks he is looking for work".
A Russian doctor says: That's nothing either.
In Russia we take out half of the heart out
from a person, we put it into another person's
chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.
The US doctor answers immediately: That's
nothing colleagues, you are way behind us . . . .
in the USA (about a year ago) we grabbed a
person with no brains, no heart and no balls . . . .. .
we made him President and now the whole
country is looking for work!!!!!
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Passing an office building late one night,
a blonde saw a sign that
said, "Press bell for night watchman."
She did so, and after several minutes
she heard the watchman clomping
down the stairs.The uniformed man proceeded
to unlock first one gate, then another,
shut down the alarm system, and finally
made his way through the revolving door.
"Well," he snarled at the blonde,
"what do you want?"
"I just wanted to know why you can't
ring it for yourself."
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Two elderly women were in a beauty parlor
getting their hair done, when in walked a
young chick with a low-cut blouse
that revealed a beautiful rose tattooed
on one boob.One woman leaned over to the
other and said, "Poor thing. She doesn't
know it, But in 50 years she'll have a
long-stemmed rose in a hanging basket!
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An angel appeared at a faculty meeting and
told the dean that in return for his unselfish
and exemplary behavior, the Lord would reward
him for his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom,
or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selected
infinite wisdom.Done!" said the angel and
disappeared in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of
lightning. Then all heads turned toward the dean
who sat surrounded by a faint halo of light. He
seemed stunned and shocked as a cloud of silence
encompassed the room.One of his colleagues leaned
over and whispered to him, "Say something."
The dean, now filled with infinite wisdom said,
"I should have taken the money."
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BUFFALO BILL
Mum
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My New Country Song
http://www.buffaloschips.com/oqqooq.htm
Never Smash A WD-40 Can
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kajasoa.htm
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FUN PAGES
Grandma Fail
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Las Vegas Clocks
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Anna Kournikova Calendar Shoot
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Avalon Escape
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
MArtin aka the postman
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