THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Believe that life is worth living and your
belief will help create the fact.
William James
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
Take Time
Take time to think;
It is the source of power.
Take time to read;
It is the foundation of wisdom.
Take time to play;
It is the secret of staying young.
Take time to be aware;
It is the opportunity to help others.
Take time to love and be loved;
It is God's greatest gift.
Take time to laugh;
It is the music of the soul.
Take time to be friendly;
It is the road to happiness.
Take time to dream;
It is what the future is made of.
Take time to pray;
It is the greatest power on earth.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
humiliation
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h011.html
obsessed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h012.html
the marines
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h013.html
swollen
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h014.html
eat healthy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h015.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Sick of High Gas Prices?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/980.html
Thailand's Got Talent
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/981.html
the bird and the cat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/982.html
Michigan Man Music Video
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/983.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
best email of the year
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd670.html
A blind man is walking down the street with his
seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy
intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high
volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads
the blind man right out into the thick of traffic.
This is followed by the screech of tires and horns
blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to
run the pair down. The blind man and the dog finally
reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side
of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out
of his coat pocket, which he offers to the dog.
A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident,
can't control his amazement and says to the blind man,
"Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie?
He nearly got you killed!" The blind man turns
partially in his direction and replies, "To find
out where his head is, so I can kick his butt."
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I was on my way out of the house to meet with a
cantankerous client, and I was dreading it. The
look on my face must have given me away because my
four-year-old daughter asked what was wrong.
"I'm going to meet a woman who always yells at Daddy,"
I told her. "Oh," she said. "Say hi to Mom."
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One guy asked the skydiving instructor, "If our chute
doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long
do we have until we hit the ground?"
Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan
and answered, "The rest of your life."
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A judge working a double-homicide case tells the
defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to
death with a hammer." "You bastard!" yells a voice
from the back of the courtroom. "You're also charged
with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer," says
the judge."Bastard!" the same person yells.The judge
addresses the man sitting in the back of the courtroom.
"Sir, one more outburst and I'll charge you with contempt."
"I'm sorry, Your Honor," says the man. "But I've been
this bastard's neighbor for 10 years, and every time
I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."
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BUFFALO BILL
Making Up
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sjks.htm
Mama's Boobs
http://www.buffaloschips.com/aka.htm
Milk
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ajkak.htm
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FUN PAGES
Beatles Autographs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42358&s=n
Rear-Seat Entertainment
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=5087&s=n
Las Vegas Clocks
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42238&s=n
Dogs Wearing Toupees
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42390&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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