Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality
or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it.
Malcolm X
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
we do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
morning cardio
bananas and monkeys
rednecks after the raid
its just too hot
Willie Nelson
do you dance
alcohol
that's no moon
start later
a dominatrix
gender neutral
a little irritated
stripes
choke him out
a fitting ride
Q: Why don't cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry.
Son: "Mom can I get twenty bucks"
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money Son:
"Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?"
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JOKES
this farmer had really bad sexual perversions
Johnny asked his mom if he could go to the carnival
man boards an airplane and takes his seat
four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon
laws of life
while traveling across the country
your trouble stems from wine women and song
the farmer and 3 hillbillies
he could not remember his lines
cricket in heaven
Q: What book do women like the most?
A: "Their husbands checkbook!"
Q: Why is there no gold at the end of the rainbow?
A: The Leprechaun took it and sold it to Cash4Gold!
Q: Why are guys calling information in Bangkok?
A: To save money on phone sex!
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ON THE POSTMAN CHANNEL
I am not drunk
he got tazed
she tried to spice up their sex life
that did not work out
afraid of her own shadow
Q: What do stockbrokers say to each other when they want the other person to shut up?
A: Put a stock in it!
Q: How do you hide money from a hippie?
A: Put it under the soap.
Q: How do you know Nadya Suleman's (Octo-Mom) getting pretty desperate for money?
A: Four of her kids are already working for Nike!
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a Leprechaun?
A: They're always a little short.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Animals building skills
STRICTLY FOR MEN ???? Boys Will Find It Funny
Bazooka Charlie - WW2s Strangest Tank Buster
4 Obnoxious Old People Behaviors
Hal Ketchum - Small Town Saturday Night
Home Improvement Tool Time clips
One Joke From Jack Benny
Tour of the Mega Container Ship
Cat attacking people Compilation
Girl tries to steal a bottle of alcohol
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
some people
Italian
Mexican word of the day
liquid zoo
maternity ward
wake up from a nap
joke of the day
2 choices
school fail
couldn't find the cat
ironic
when the traffic light turns green
with your parents or on your own
second hand
my cat
being careful
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