Well done is better than well said.
Benjamin Franklin
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
how we blocked ppl in the 80s
who holds the record
they had different mudflaps
my sense of humor
Elizabeth Warren
married to a swat team member
still waiting patiently
my sense of humor
time flies
a copy of my income
anti theft
tired of running
might be drunk
men back in the day versus today
no fart in three years
Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A: A Budweiser in each hand!
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
Q: What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini?
A: "Olive or twist?"
Q: What did the bartender say after a book walked into the bar?
A: "Please, no stories!"
Q. Why did God invent Jameson whiskey?
A. So the Irish would never rule the world!
Q: What do Russians get when mixing Holy Water with Vodka? A: The Holy Spirit!
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JOKES
An Accountant, a Lawyer and a Cowboy
cussin at the golf course
handy hints
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals
Johnny wants some ice cream
He gave her that "who are you look,"
Satan threw them into the burning pit
summer vacation
St Patrick's Cathedral on a tour of New York City
a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH
the Good Samaritan
Politically correct terms for cat owners:
where is your lift ticket
Morris goes on vacation to the Holy Land
a job interview
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
lose weight
pray for my brother
your wife's picture
I work harder
while getting a pat down
heat makes things expand
can I use your bathroom
hearing voices
mom's favorite sayings
viagra
A guy walks in to a bar with a cat and an ostrich. He orders a pint
for himself a half for the ostrich and a vodka for the cat...
Half an hour later the ostrich comes up to the bar and orders half for
himself, a pint for the guy and a vodka for the cat. Half an hour later
the man comes to the bar and orders again... this goes on all night
first the man, then the ostrich... At the end of the night the
barman says to him.... "I couldn't help noticing, you and the ostrich
bought all the drinks". The man replied "Well its a long story" and continues...
"I was walking down a beach and saw a lamp, I gave it a rub and a genie
appeared and gave me a wish, so I wished for a Bird with long legs and a tight pussy!!"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Homeless People in Anaheim, California or Third World Country
Sophisticated People Vs. Rednecks
Fast Workers Super human Level
The First 48: Inside the Tape:
The Red Green Show Ep 219
Wrangling Wild Horses in the Mountains of Montana
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, American Bandstand
Chuck Berry - Roll over Beethoven 1972
Magician Steve Cohen on David Letterman
Rocky and Bullwinkle
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