[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

to the world you may be just one person, but to one
person you may be the world
Brandi Snyder

welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
(an ASSsociated press release)
Rioters were dispersed quickly in many parts of Minneapolis
yesterday. Police entered the rioting crowds passing out
job applications. In some parts of the city, stores reported
an almost total loss. One shoe store reported a total theft
of its inventory except in the work shoes department.
The mayor of Minneapolis issued the following statement:
"During this season of rioting, please be mindful of
the covid 19 pandemic. Be respectful of social distancing.
Please riot at home and destroy your own stuff."

we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman



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THE FUNNY PAPERS

milk
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0136.html

happy halloween
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0137.html

no you can't
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0138.html

Jehova's witnesses
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0139.html

invisible
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0140.html

not what I meant
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0141.html

I forgot
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0142.html

not homeless
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0143.html

my manager said
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0144.html

a naggar
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0145.html

your dad
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0146.html

dear men
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0147.html

leave work early
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0148.html

stunned
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0149.html

on the way to work
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0150.html
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A bloke is sat at a bar when he sees this gorgeous woman
waiting for her date.
He decides to go over and chat her up.
'I think you're wasting your time,
I'm only interested in women' said the woman.
'Oh come on, I bet I can change your mind' said the bloke.
After ten minutes of the bloke pestering her,
she had had enough.
'OK' said the woman 'I'll sleep with you if you can
do anything for me that my vibrator can't!'
'OK, barman get this lady a drink' he said.
'let's see your vibrator do  that

JOKES

a talking dog
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0106.html

revenge of the blonds
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0107.html

the phone rang
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0108.html

An American tourist in Rome
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0109.html

rice
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0110.html

A rich man went to his vicar and said,
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0111.html

how were people born
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0112.html

a lawyer and a West Virginia sheriff
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0113.html

three doctors were out hunting
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0114.html

the team dinner
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0115.html

a job interview
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0116.html

how ppl were born
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0117.html

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0118.html

A tourist is walking on a country road
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0119.html

Gary's yacht
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0120.html
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LETSS GO TO THE MOVIES

Tim Allen - Precious Snowflake [Politically Correct America]
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie7/mv0094.html

Angry Billy Goat Terrorizes Town
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie7/mv0095.html

Get Smart: Guest Stars
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie7/mv0096.html

"CHASING ICE" captures largest glacier calving ever filmed
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie7/mv0097.html

Cop VS Cowboy Prank
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie7/mv0098.html

Man Exacts Revenge On Package Thieves
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie7/mv0099.html

Southern Air ~Ray Stevens/Jerry Clower/Minnie Pearl
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie7/mv0100.html

Watch 2 armed gangs fight on a busy road in China Kopyasi
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie7/mv0101.html

Defying Gravity Insane Pranks - Best of Just For Laughs Gags
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie7/mv0102.html

Elephant Charge - Ivan Carter
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie7/mv0103.html


A man, returning home a day early from a business trip,
got into a taxi at the  airport. It was after midnight.
While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would
be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an
affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100,
the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the
husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom.  The husband
switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and
there was his wife in bed with another man.
The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife
shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied
when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette
I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid
for your season Green Bay Packer Tickets. He paid for our house
at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he
even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered
the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"
The cabby said, "I'd cover him up with that blanket before he catches a cold."

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

after 25 yrs
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0116.html

disappointing
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0117.html

a 911 call
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0118.html

halloween
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0119.html

good luck
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0120.html

I wish
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0121.html

say what you will
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0122.html

a horror book written in braille
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0123.html

its a shame
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0124.html

what would happen if
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0125.html

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