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welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

Woke up this morning and about 4 am, it
was positively freezing!!! What happened to
heat and summer weather?? Dang!

Did you know that Hollywood is coming out
with a new movie? Yep, they are calling it
"Smokey and the casket! "


we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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JOKES

I'm losing my memory doc
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0091.html

Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0092.html

Gabriel takes him on a tour
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0093.html

95% is bad and 5% is good
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0094.html

truisms
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0095.html

the miserly gentleman at the night club
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0096.html

My God dad, she's really fat
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0097.html

Two thieves decided to break into a rich man's house one night
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0098.html

A young couple were married, and celebrated their first
night together, doing what newlyweds do,
time and time again, all night long.
Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom
but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower.
He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. 
When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door,
exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she
sees all of him well.Her eyes went up and down and at about
midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly,
"What's that?" pointing to a small part of his anatomy.
He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said,
"Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."
And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?

I rake leaves sir
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0099.html

farmer purchased an old abandoned run down farm
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0100.html

The jovial lawyer, rising to address a gathering after dinner
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0101.html

I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0102.html

 a solar eclipse approached
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0103.html

the Catholic dictionary
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0104.html

driving down a lonely country road one cold winter day
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0105.html



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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Maury - 13 year old Shanell
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0061.html

Despicable Men (The Jerry Springer Show)
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0062.html

Common Sense Test That 90% of People Fail
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0063.html

Battle Of The Giant Alaskan Grizzlies, grizzly vs grizzly, alaska
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0064.html

Michael Davis Ford's Theater
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0065.html

12 MOST FEARLESS ANIMALS
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0066.html

Dashcam captures out-of-control driver on New Jersey Highway
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0067.html

A Teen Boy Suddenly Joined Street Band and Playing Ultimate Bass
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0068.html

Hillary's Grant a Wish
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0069.html

Handicap Parking Violators Confronted
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0070.html

Two Italian men get on a bus.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears
one of the men say the following:"Emma come first.
Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again. I come
again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
 "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
 "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa?
 I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."














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