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welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

With the advent of Halloween fast approaching, many
companies are taking advantage of the holiday for marketing
and sales purposes. For example, Starbucks has had
phenomenal success with their pumpkin spice latte. But have you
heard about the new T.P. that Charmin introduced for
Halloween?


we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE FUNNY PAPERS

homemade
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annonymous
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annoying habit
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a gift
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souvenier
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0065.html

high
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0066.html

your kids are old
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0067.html

life hack
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0068.html

we squint
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0069.html

the next level
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this just ain't right, even if it is Justin:)
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0071.html

that's crazy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0072.html

she likes you
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0073.html

wish ppl would learn how
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got the runs
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JOKES

shaggy hair
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A married couple were sitting in a fine restaurant 



take a trip
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a special liscence
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a perfect hiding place for catching speeders
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they moved to Florida
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a job applicant
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an aspiring veterinarian
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the services of an attorney
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what he wants to be
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senior mischief
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0072.html

real mothers
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0073.html

real monsters
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can I take a message
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Why the Northernmost Town in America Exists
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0050.html

 Liberation Condor
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0049.html

Father Harris was motoring along a country lane in his
parish on a spring afternoon when all of a sudden he
got a flat tire.Exasperated, the priest stopped his car,
got out, and assessed the damage.Luckily a four-wheel-drive
jeep rounded the bend and pulled to a stop behind the crippled vehicle.
The door to the jeep opened and out stepped a powerful
hunk of a man."Good afternoon, Father," greeted the stranger.
"Can I give you a hand?""Heaven be praised," rejoiced the priest.
"As you can see, my son, I have a flat tire, and I must admit
I've never changed one before."
"Don't worry about it, Father. I'll take care of it."
And without skipping a beat, the bruiser picked up the front
of the car with one hand and removed the lug nuts from the
base of the flat tire with the other.
"Why don't you get the spare from the trunk?"
"Why, ahh, yes, of course, my son," stuttered the amazed
Father Harris.The priest rolled the spare around to the strong-
man who casually lifted it up with his free hand,
maneuvered it into place, and proceeded to tighten the lug nuts.
"Do you need the wrench?" the Father queried.
"That's OK," the fellow told him. "These nuts are as tight as a
nun's snatch.""Hmmmm..." mused Father Harris.
"I'd better get the wrench."

Three Siblings Gathered To Celebrate Their Parents' Anniversary
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0048.html

Humpback Whales Startle Kayakers | North America
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0047.html

Top 10 Magicians Exposed Live On TV
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0046.html

Motorist kills man beating wounded cop
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0045.html

10 FUNNIEST Stand-Up jokes of All Time
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0044.html

Dog Days of Summer Coolest Dogs of 2018
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Brooks Falls - Katmai National Park, Alaska
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0042.html

Best moments and Incidents with RUSSIAN TANKs
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0041.html
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

wealthy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0031.html



Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their
favorite sex positions:
One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one", says the
other cowboy, "what is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on all fours,
and you mount her from behind,
and you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your
hands, and then you whisper in her ear,
"Boy, these feel just like your sister's" and then you try to
hold on for 8 seconds."









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