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welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, the holiday is over, and summer is too. Its back
to work for all of you! You don't want to hear it, I
know that is true. So not to worry, I'll make your day
better with lots of jokes for you!!!

Ok that is pretty cruddy poetry, but at 5 am, what can
one expect, right? Some have suggested that I am a
better joke teller than I am a poet.

BTW,,,I got this email from a long time reader....
Martin, you have any good looking older guys on this list?
I sure would not mind meeting one. I am having no luck.
Kathy.

the postman says:
Kathy, if you are looking for that special someone, and you are
a little bit on the older side, have you tried Silver singles?
its a good place to start...

Finding true love is easier than you think on SilverSingles!
You just need a better singles site - SilverSingles for Serious Seniors.
Life does not stop at 50! Do not let your Love Life down either!
So, if you are over 50 and looking for Love, why not meet your
best Matches on SilverSingles!
Are you looking for lasting love?
http://thepostmanscorner.net/ddd/silvr.html

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THE FUNNY PAPERS

all clean
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0046.html

have you ever wondered
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0047.html


A friend of mine was trying to figure out the best way to break up
with her boyfriend. She seemed awfully concerned that he not be angry.
"Are you afraid he'll spread lies about you?" I asked.
"I don't mind the lies, but if he ever tells the truth, I'll break his
neck," she answered.





An elderly man had a massive stroke and the family drove
him to the emergency room.
After a while, the ER doctor appeared wearing a long face.
"I'm afraid Grandpa is brain dead, but his heart is still beating."
"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife. "We've never had a liberal
in the family before."

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JOKES

relationship rules
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0046.html

Coffee
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0047.html

reading the newspaper
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0048.html

three little pigs
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0049.html

the wisdom of mother superior
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0050.html

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2059
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0051.html

people born before 1946
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0052.html

Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0053.html

 they needed some help around the house
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0054.html

How do you want me to slice your pizza?
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0055.html

one liners
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0056.html

Army physical-training program
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0057.html

who cares
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0058.html

the blind lady and the radio preacher
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0059.html

3 hideous monsters
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0060.html
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

defining lunacy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0016.html

Farmer Jones lives with his tame bear in the remote country
with only dirt access roads.His tame bear had been naughty that
day so he put him in the barn and said "you stay here until you
learn how to behave yourself".Shortly afterwards it begin to rain
(a real heavy down pour).About an hour later a travelling salesman
got stuck in the mud and asked the Farmer for a place to stay.
The Farmer told him he didn't have room in the house, however
he could stay in the barn.He told the salesman there were no lights
in the barn and his tame bear was in the barn.
The Farmer said the bear would not bother him.
The salesman went to the barn.Later another travelling salesman got
stuck in the mud and the Farmer told him about the barn-no lights and
the tame bear.Salesmen left for barn.
One hour later a woman got stuck in the mud and approached the Farmer.
He told her about the barn and mentioned the two traveling salesmen,
(he was so concerned about the salesmen he forgot to mention the bear).
The woman said I can take care of myself and left for the barn.
Two hours later the Farmer was awakened by heavy knocking at the door.
When opening the door the woman was standing there with her clothes
torn and rumpled.
The Farmer said good heavens what happened to you?.
The woman replied I give up on human nature,the first guy gave me
forty dollars,the second guy gave me fifty dollars,
but that cheap bastard in the fur coat never even said thanks.
 


is it just me
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0017.html

on a diet
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0018.html

impressed the gym staff
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0019.html

awesome personality traits
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0020.html

today's special
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0023.html

welcome to Amsterdam
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0024.html

guys like girls that can take charge
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0025.html

considered an adult
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0026.html

somewhere out there
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0027.html

men are not allowed
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0028.html

child spanking
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0029.html

an apple a day
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0030.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

This is why GOATS&SHEEP are the FUNNIEST ANIMALS
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0031.html



Food City- Salute
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America's Got Talent 2018 - Funniest / Weirdest / Worst Auditions
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Funny Foul Shot Blooper
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0034.html

Motorhome Mud Bogging
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0035.html

The MOST INBRED People Ever
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0036.html

Peanut The Trucker Cat
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0037.html

Everyone Thought His Wife Was Not Eating, But Then
She Spoke Up! HaHaHa!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0038.html

Massive explosion at Ukraine ammunition depot forces evacuation
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0039.html

Concealed Carry Holder Does the Right Thing
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0040.html






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