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Be nice to people on your way up because you meet
them on your way down.
-Jimmy Durante

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!


We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman


A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital. 
"How are you grandpa?" he asks.  "Feeling fine," says the old man.
"What's the food like?"  "Terrific, wonderful menus."
"And the nursing?".  "Just couldn't be better. These young nurses
really take care of you."  "What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?" 
"No problem at all. Nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock
they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet, and
that's it.  I go out like a light."  The grandson is puzzled and a
little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge.
"What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving an 85-
year-old a Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?"  Oh, yes,"
replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of hot
chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The hot
chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed!"



Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when
Billy Bob tells Luther,"Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for
a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different!
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go...
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and
Becky Sue got pregnant...Then two years ago, you told me to
go to the Bahamas. I went to the Bahamas and Becky Sue
got pregnant again.Last year you suggested Tahiti. I went to
Tahiti and darned if Becky Sue didn't get pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's
different?" Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Becky Sue with me."

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JOKES

are you the defendant
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0031.html

A little old lady is on a bus
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0032.html

a new computer
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0033.html

Richard proposed to Nancy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0034.html

Clark is going for a run down a railway track
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0035.html

Marvin had moved to Arizona
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0036.html

Little Sam was out shopping with his mother
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0037.html

Little Johnny was one of those holy terrors
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0038.html

There was this man who had a dog
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0039.html



The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0040.html

out in the woods on a camping trip
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0041.html

you'll be sorry
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0042.html

Age Might Be Creeping Up On You ...
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0043.html

JOB SEEKERS
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0044.html

Mrs. Hunter was called to serve for jury duty
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0045.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Timelapse: How Japan restores giant sinkhole in 7 days
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0021.html

Best Robbery Fails
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0022.html

Animated Short: 'Buzzin' - by James Pruiksma
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0023.html

Mob Attacks Kalamazoo Police Officer
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0024.html

Childhood Memories, 1960's & 70's
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0025.html

5 Disturbing 911/999 Calls Made By Killers
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0026.html


I was meeting a friend in a bar, and as I went in, I noticed
two pretty girls looking at me.
"Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed.
Feeling pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my buddy
and told him a girl had just rated me a nine out of ten.
"I don't want to ruin it for you," he said, "but when I
walked in, they were speaking German."


Cats VS Mirrors Compilation
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0027.html

Michael Ketterer: Father Of 6 Scores Golden Buzzer
From Simon Cowell - America's Got Talent 2018
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0028.html

The faithful animals that protect the owner
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0029.html

Two Snobby New Yorkers Brag To 71 Year Old Texan Lady,
But Her Comeback Is Absolute Gold
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0030.html
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

who is it
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0011.html

fraud division
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0012.html

a toaster
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0013.html

eat chinese tonight
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0014.html

five surgeons
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0015.html

lunacy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0016.html

is it just me
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0017.html

on a diet
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0018.html

my first day at the gym
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0019.html

awesome personality traits
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0020.html




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