Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

Late one Saturday evening, I was awakened by the ringing of my phone.
In a sleepy grumpy voice I said hello. The party on the other end of
the line paused for a moment before rushing breathlessly into a lengthy
speech.
"Mom, this is Susan and I'm sorry I woke you up, but I had to call
because I'm going to be a little late getting home. See, Dad's car has
a flat but it's not my fault. Honest! I don't know what happened. The
tire just went flat while we were inside the theater. Please don't be
mad, okay?"
Since I don't have any daughters, I knew the person had dialed my number
by mistake.
"I'm sorry dear," I replied, "but you've reached the wrong number. I
don't have a daughter named Susan."
"Wow, Mom," the young woman's voice replied, "I didn't think you'd be
this mad!"
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As the family gathered for a big dinner
together, the youngest son had an
announcement to make: He'd just signed
up at an army recruiter's office. There
were audible gasps around the table, then
some laughter, as his older brothers shared
their disbelief that he could handle this
new situation.
"Oh, come on, quit pulling our legs,"
snickered one. "You didn't really do that,
did you?"
"I'm positive you'd never get through basic
training," scoffed another. The new recruit
looked to his mother for help; but she was
just gazing at him.
When she finally spoke, it was to voice a
single question. "Do you really plan to
make your own bed every morning?"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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