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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Life grants nothing to us mortals without hard work.
Horace

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

you bet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z811.html

bras
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z812.html

kids
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z813.html

beware of the dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z814.html

people
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z815.html

malignant narcissism
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z816.html

swing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z817.html

a defining moment
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z818.html

if you could
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z819.html

next time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z820.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

the retriever
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2840.html

never marry a spanish woman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2841.html

stress
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2842.html

the singer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2843.html

Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:
 
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.

3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

6. If all is not lost, where is it?

7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

8. Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.

10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
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The middle-aged woman sought help from her doctor.
"All my husband does is complain that I never want
to have sex with him. And he's right too. I have no desire at all."
The doctor gave her a prescription and told her
to return for a visit in two weeks.
After the two weeks were up, she bounced smiling
into his office. "Those pills were great Doc, I'm doin'
it twice a night now."
"That's wonderful." said the doctor.
"What does your husband say now?"
"How should I know?" she replied. "I ain't been home yet."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

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