THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Life grants nothing to us mortals without hard work.
Horace
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
you bet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z811.html
bras
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z812.html
kids
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z813.html
beware of the dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z814.html
people
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z815.html
malignant narcissism
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z816.html
swing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z817.html
a defining moment
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z818.html
if you could
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z819.html
next time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z820.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the retriever
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2840.html
never marry a spanish woman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2841.html
stress
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2842.html
the singer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2843.html
Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.
3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
6. If all is not lost, where is it?
7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
8. Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.
10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
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The middle-aged woman sought help from her doctor.
"All my husband does is complain that I never want
to have sex with him. And he's right too. I have no desire at all."
The doctor gave her a prescription and told her
to return for a visit in two weeks.
After the two weeks were up, she bounced smiling
into his office. "Those pills were great Doc, I'm doin'
it twice a night now."
"That's wonderful." said the doctor.
"What does your husband say now?"
"How should I know?" she replied. "I ain't been home yet."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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