Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping
center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other
cleaning supplies. By her hard glances and deep sighs,
it was obvious she was in hurry and not a happy camper
about the slowness of the line.
When the cashier called for a price check on a box of
soap, the woman remarked indignantly, "Well, I'll be lucky
to get out of here and home before Christmas!"
"Don't worry, ma'am," replied the clerk. "With a good tail
wind and that brand new broom you have there, you'll be home in no time."
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The teacher said, "Now class, we know their are 60 seconds
in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, 24 hours in a day, and
365 days in a year, so who can tell me how many seconds
there are in a year?"
All the kids looked baffled by the question except Little
Pauly, who raised his hand and waved it excitedly.
"Yes, Pauly, how many seconds are there in a year?"
the teacher asked.
Little Pauly: "Twelve, m'am. January second,
February second, March second..."
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I tried to enter a beauty contest. They not only threatened
me, they tried to take away my American citizenship.
Lilly Tomlin,
Laugh in
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I had a elderly couple come into my establishment and
ordered breakfast. I made their drinks and the lady was
trying to put her straw in her drink and was having a difficult time doing it.
She said, " I don't have good aim".
Then her husband said " good thing u sit down to pee."
_____________

Linda is a bit older than most of the people in her office,
and has worked there longer, so the rest of the staff often come to her with questions.
She does not mind answering a quick question, but does not
feel comfortable answering questions about the computer system.
One day a young gal came to Linda with a question about the computer system.
Linda asked if she had contacted "that guy who is sending all the e-mails."
The other gal said she did not know who she was talking about, and Linda said "Fawk."
The other gal said she had never heard of him.
Linda told her that he had sent out several e-mails recently.
The other gal again asked his name, and Linda said "Fawk."
The other gal asked how that was spelled.
Linda said, "He must be an Arab.
It is spelled FAQ."
The other gal never asked her another question.
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Microsoft Then And Now
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Obechi Game
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4:20 Special
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3D Art of a Waterfall
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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