THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
The conventional view serves to protect
us from the painful job of thinking.
John Kenneth Galbraith
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Its time for my weekly health update. If you are joining us
recently, I began a general "health improvemnt" plan for my
new years resolution. I am happy to say that the caffein
habit has been reduced dramatically. My solution was to mix
the caffein coffee with the decaf when I brewed. not entirely
decaf yet, but making great strides. Still walking, up to 25 minutes
per day now. Pretty awesome for a guy who could barely walk from
the Walmart parking lot into the store without losing his breath
just a few weeks ago. Feeling GREAT! too. Still doing the low carb diet.
Cannot report tremendous weight loss this week.
However, what I can report to you is that
my sugar and diabetes issues have improved greatly. and that is my
primary goal. altho the weight loss would be nice, I have not budged
since last week. The ciggys well, that is another story. I struggle.
Down to only just a couple smokes a day. Not perfect yet. but it will
happen. Just takes a little determination and guts. I will say that
my taste buds are improving already. Food tastes great.
But, its like Lee Iacocca said...
"You've got to say, I think that if I keep working
at this and want it badly enough I can have it.
It's called perseverance."
Lee Iacocca
Overall, my efforts have rewarded me with a new found energy. Wheras
previously, I did not go very many places cuz it took so much effort.
Now, feels like I am going every where! Its a great day to be alive!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Popeye says
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z751.html
the truth about the dinosaurs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z752.html
I feel bad
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z753.html
wish I could sleep
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z754.html
delete cookies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z755.html
Charlie Brown
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z756.html
this is going to hurt
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z757.html
the truth behind baggy pants
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z758.html
meditation
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z759.html
that's great!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z760.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Good Morning Song
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2816.html
Skid Marks Ain't Sexy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2817.html
Kids Are TOO Fat!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2818.html
Banned Racist Oreo Commercial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2819.html
A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is
away to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than
expected, sits, & gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably
distraught about this asks her husband to drive her to the doctor.
She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, & they go.
When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show
their predicament. The man asks,
"Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"
"Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but never framed."
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Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner.
On the first hole, he sliced into the rough. His opponent
heard him mutter, "Hoover!" under his breath.
On the second hole, the ball went straight into a water hazard.
"Hoover!" again, a little louder this time.
On the third hole, a miracle occured & Fr. Murphy's drive landed on the
green only six inches from the hole! "Praise be to God!"
He carefully lined up the putt, but the ball curved around the hole
instead of going in. "HOOVER!!!!"
By this time, his opponent couldn't withhold his curiosity any longer,
&asked why the priest said "Hoover".
"It's the biggest dam I know."
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The Cut Rate pharmacist filled the prescription and handed the
nearly-deaf old man the bottle of pills saying, "That'll be $16.50."
Just then the drug store phone rang and the pharmacist answered. As he
did, the old man placed 50 cents on the counter and walked out of the
store with his prescription.
The clerk realized the mistake and shouted but the old man did not hear
and kept walking. When the pharmacist finished his call the clerk
explained what had happened.
The pharmacist scooped up the 50 cents and put it in the cash register
saying to the clerk, "Oh well, 30 cents profit is better than nothing."
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A fourth-grader is sitting at dinner with his parents and says, "Pop,
today one of the kids in my class called me a faggot."
His father says, "Well, son, tomorrow I want you to walk up to
that boy on the playground and punch him right in the nose."
His son says, "Do I have to, Pop? He's awful cute."
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FUN PAGES
Lions Running From Elephant
http://tinyurl.com/au26dfv
Obechi Game
http://tinyurl.com/ayqs43b
Two Cute Little Kittens
http://tinyurl.com/atz22mo
Block Blaster Hacked
http://tinyurl.com/bxavgep
Chat With God Online
http://tinyurl.com/b5zavw8
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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