Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave
myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They
were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed
nothing. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me
many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the
ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car
will be stolen.
As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His
theory was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called
the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my
keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered;
(I always call him "honey" in times like these.) "I left my keys in the
car and it's been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped,
but then I heard his voice. "Are you kiddin' me", he barked, "I
dropped you off"!!!!!!!
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come
and get me."
He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal
your car."
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Fireman Bob rushed into a burning building
and rescued a beautiful young lady who was
clad only in the top half of her baby-doll
nightgown. He carried her in his arms down
three flights of stairs and saved her from
her sure demise.
As they arrived safely, a wash of gratitude
rushed over her. She looked at him with
great fondness and admiration, then said,
"Oh, you are wonderful! It must have taken
great strength and courage to rescue me
the way you did."
"Yes it did," the fireman admitted. "I had
to fight off three other firemen who were
trying to get to you first
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A ladder was placed against the bedroom
window of a burning house, and a young
fireman rushed up. Inside was a curvy
brunette in a see-through nightie.
"Aha," said he, "You're the second pregnant
girl I've rescued this year!"
"But I'm not pregnant," indignantly exclaimed
the brunette.
"You're not rescued yet either."
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Poh white trailer park trash...

1) You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk

2) The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

3) You were shooting pool when any of your children were born.

4) Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos."

5) Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."

6) You've ever given rat traps as gifts.

7) You clean your fingernails with a stick.

8) You've ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately.

9) Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

10) You keep a can of RAID on your kitchen table.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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