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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

 

Women marry because they believe he will change one day.
Men marry because they believe she will never change.
Both are mistaken.

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Can you spell COLD ?????
I can tell you. the last couple days here
in beautiful West Michigan? You don wanna
be outside too long! Turk the dog aka Carlos
the rat has said that cats have a distinct advantage
over dogs on days like this. He does not take the
time to bark at squirrels, snowflakes or any
other distractions while doing his business
these days. It has been so bitter cold out. With the
wind chill factor last night, got to 15 below. I'm
sure some of you folks can top that, but needless to
say, its not anything this ole redneck on oxygen wishes
to venture out in. So, word of advice if your part of the
nation is suffering the same, if you do not have to go out
today, then don't! Supposed to warm up later today.
lets hope so!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

 

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The Comics

caution
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z741.html

stimulus package
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z742.html

a disaster
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z743.html

park the car
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z744.html

ladylike
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z745.html

twins?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z746.html

blow dry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z747.html

the puppy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z748.html

the 3 little mice
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z749.html

a good sign
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z750.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Ukrainian Ballet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2811.html

Australia's Got Talent - The Punk Piper
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2812.html

"What's your pleasure?" Judge Judy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2813.html

Larry the Cable Guy on Global Warming
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2814.html

(remember to breathe) Alberta
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2815.html

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that
allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course.. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Recommended doses of viagra

New Girlfriend: No Need.

Old Girlfriend: Half Tablet.

Mistress: 1 Tablet.

Wife: 2 Tablets + Blue Film + Whisky + Will Power + Her Permission
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of
the kids what do they need at home?
Joey says; "A computer." The teacher replies, "That would be very useful."
Kimmy says; "A new lawn mower." and gets a similar response.
Little Johnny pops up and says; "At my house we don't need nothing!"
The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.
 Little Johnny replies: "No I'm sure. When Obama
was re-elected, I remember my dad saying,
'Well, that's the last dran thing we needed'.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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