THE POSTMANS CORNER
Laziness is nothing more than the habit
of resting before you get tired.
Jules Renard
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Remarkable, middle of January in Michigan.
Yesterday it was 50 degrees and it was raining
like we were headed for Noah's flood. I
cannot swim very well, but had it kept up,
I may have considered signing up for lessons.
I canot say the pounds are shedding off like
grease lightning, but I am sticking to the dreaded
diet. Well, one exception. We went over to some
friends' house last night for supper. Altho there
were good and bad things to choose from to eat,
I can't say I made the best possible choices.
You know, its really tough to undo life long habits.
I felt really down on myself last night when I
went to bed. But you know? today is another day.
And that is good, because its an opportunity to
make things better than the last day you had.
TRUST ME ... s' truth !!!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
anonimity
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z631.html
I'm so special
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z632.html
new feature on facebook
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z633.html
not romantic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z634.html
botox injections
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z635.html
girls selling cookies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z636.html
hote this game
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z637.html
collision
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z638.html
I didn't jump
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z639.html
head covered
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z640.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Key & Peele: Obama Teaches Malia to Drive
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2774.html
Redneck Pride
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2775.html
Just For Laughs Gags best!!!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2776.html
Mexican Police Officer: "So, do you know the criminal
Pablo Sanchez?" Juan (just taken prisoner): "Know him?
Yesterday, I am riding my horse, and the horse he stop
to make droppings in the road. Pablo Sanchez step out
from bushes, holding very big pistola and tells me to
get down. Then he points to the droppings and says,
'You must eat all of that.'
"And what can I do? He has the very big gun, so I start
to eat. Pablo is laughing. He laughs so hard that he
drops the big gun. I quick grab it and say,
'Now, Pablo, you must eat!'
"And what can Pablo do? I now have the very big
pistola. So Pablo eat all the rest of that pile.
"So, you ask do I know Pablo Sanchez? Why, just
yesterday Pablo and I have lunch together."
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A Pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then
was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The
kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so
the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car and drove away so
that the tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the kitten. He
did all this, checking his progress in the car frequently, then figured if
he went just a little bit further, the tree would be bent sufficiently
for him to reach the kitten. But as he moved a little further forward...
the rope broke.
The tree went "boing!" and the kitten instantly sailed through the air -
out of sight. The pastor felt terrible. He walked all over the
neighborhood asking people if they'd seen a little kitten. Nobody had
seen a stray kitten. So, he prayed, "Lord, I just commit this
kitten to your keeping," and went on about his business.
A few days later he was at the grocery store, and met one of his church
members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to
see cat food. Now this woman was a cat hater and everyone knew it, so he
asked her, "Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats
so much?"
She replied, "You won't believe this," and told him how her little girl
had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing. Then a few days
before, the child had begged again, so the Mom finally told her little
girl,
"Well, if God gives you a cat, I'll let you keep it." She told the
pastor, "I watched my child go out in the yard, get on her knees, and
ask God for a cat. And really, Pastor, you won't believe this, but I saw
it with my own eyes. A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky,
with its paws spread out, and landed right in front of her."
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FUN PAGES
Benefits of a Bicycle
http://tinyurl.com/cmbvnwg
Slowly But Surely We Go
http://tinyurl.com/c4et3to
Tower Of Greed Hacked
http://tinyurl.com/cvxekpd
Skrill Cosby
http://tinyurl.com/cpjdykp
She Has Two Faces
http://tinyurl.com/cvmpcfu
THATS ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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