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The Postman's Corner

never give up on something you want.
its difficult to wait, but its more
difficult to regret

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

Well folks, it was a stupid decision. Coffee
pot died yesterday. Went to the Dollar Store to
buy a new one. Can you spell dumb? In the first
place, I've known those types of places to sell lower
quality electronical thingies from past experience. And
to make matters worse? The fact that it was priced lower than
any unit I looked up on the web should have told me something. But,
guess what, last night the thing worked. But this morning, let's just
say I have woke up in better moods:) No coffee for me. Had to run to the
nearest drive thru becuz the silly thing won't work! And I used it only once!
Oh well, the good thing is, I did NOT run out and buy a pack of smokes,
which is good, becuz typically I always used to light up when frustrated.
Oh, btw, while I was out and about yesterday? I also bought me a package
of decaf coffee so I'm gonna kick that caffein:) Only problem is? I
just don't have a coffee pot to make it in right now :)
Oh well
Sorta gives a new meaning to the phrase
"Don't have a pot to piss in"
Don't it?

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?
Trapper John

Marriage Advice: Being married is a lot like living in California.
If you find a fault, don't dwell on it!

Where do you find giant snails?
On the ends of giant's fingers
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A man arrived at a walk-in medical clinic, promptly at
opening time, only to find two other men outside, waiting.
The door was still locked.
He knew one of the men and they started talking. About five
minutes later the receptionist came running across the parking
lot, apologizing for being late.
The man turned to his friend and asked,
"Are you first in line to see the doctor?"
"Yes," the other replied.
"Well, I guess I'm third then," he said.
"No," the second man said, "you're second."
"Second? What about you?"
"I'm the doctor."

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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

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