THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Your future depends on your dreams.
(thus demonstrating a good reason to take a nap)
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
In my efforts to stay healthy this year,
I have begun a vigorous excersize program.
I've been walking 15 minutes per day, Every
week, I increase the total by five minutes.
Eventually, I hope to build up to at least
200 minutes per week. I've decided that one
thing to help me was a pair of new sneakers...
classy, huh?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
recession style
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hot flash
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golfing
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awkward
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all I got
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the b*tch
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Obama, the early years
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one hundred percent
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pulling them out
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my husband
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Wildlife of Rocky Mountain National Park
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world most funny video ever
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Still drinking coca cola? Watch this!
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DON'T WATCH THIS...STRONG DESIRE TO DRINK BEER AND GO MUDDIN MAY RESULT!
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A doctor examining a young woman with abdominal pains
asked her if she were sexually active. She said that she was not.
Examination revealed she was pregnant. Asked why she
said she was not sexually active, the woman replied, "I'm not, I just lie there."
"Well, do you know who the father is?" the doctor asks.
With a puzzled look she replies, "No. Who?"
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Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject
turned to getting older. The first guy said, "Women have
all the luck when it comes to getting older."
"What do you mean?" asked the second guy.
"Well," replied the first. "I can barely remember the last
time I was able to get it up in bed, but my wife - she's healthier than ever!"
"Healthier? How is that?" his buddy wondered.
"Years ago, when we were younger, almost every night before
bed she'd get these terrible headaches," he answered.
"Now that we're older, she hasn't had a headache in years."
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A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was
attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival
2500 years ago in Greece . In those days, believe it or not,
the athletes performed naked.
To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed
freely on drink containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.
At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the first
wave of naked magnificent males marching toward her and she exclaimed:
"OH!! Limp pricks!"
Over the next two and a half millennia that morphed into " Olympics".
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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