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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
There art two cardinal sins from which
all others spring: Impatience and Laziness.
Franz Kafka
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
air sickness bags
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that is a really cute little ass
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here comes another one
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think about it
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pull up your pants
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fragile, handle with care
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Joe says
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admit it
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my success
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building a raft
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
China's Ghost Cities
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Caught Cheating With Sexy Girl Prank
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the fart man
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the wedding reception
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The new Texas preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty,
the country music singer.
One day he decided to visit some of the church members
who hadn't been to service lately.
He went to the first lady's house and knocked on the door.
When she answered the door, she said, "Conway Twitty!"
"No ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor,
and I came to have prayer with you."
So she said come right on in.
He visited several more homes, and everyone thought
he was Conway Twitty.Then he came to a young widow woman's
house on the end of the street. She was taking a shower at the
time, so she just wrapped a towel around her and opened the door.
When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands -
which allowed the towel to fall to the floor.
"Oh my God!" she exclaimed. "It's Conway Twitty!"
And the preacher said..................................
"Hello, Darlin!!"
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A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a
Midwest town he planned to visit on his
Vacation. He wrote: I would very much like
To bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed
And very well behaved. Would you be willing
To permit me to keep him in my room with
Me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel
Owner, who wrote: SIR: "I've been operating
This hotel for many years. In all that time, I've
Never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes,
Silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never
Had to evict a dog in the middle of the night
For being drunk and disorderly. And I've never
Had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed,
Your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your
Dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay
Here, too."
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You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
A Muslim officer crying "Allah Akbar" while shooting up an
army base is considered to have committed "Workplace Violence"
while an American citizen with a Ron Paul bumper sticker is
classified as a "Domestic Terrorist".
You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
Your government believes that the best way to eradicate
trillions of dollars of debt is to spend more money.
You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling
his teacher "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration class
on a college campus is perfectly acceptable.
You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower
courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom,
while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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