THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
They say it takes a minute to find a special person.
An hour to appreciate them. A day to love them.
And an entire life to forget them.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
If you received 2 issues of the Corner yesterday,
you do not have to unsubscribe. You are not subscribed
twice. Yahoo Groups just had a little hicc-up is all.
And if you unsubscribe, you will not receive any at all:)
Being Thursday, its time to give you my weekly health update.
You may remember, my new years resolution was to be a 'healthier me'.
I have been on the 'diet' in a serious effort now for 2 weeks.
I;ve lost 8 pounds. Just watching my carbs, and walking. right now
its 15 minutes a day. But I plan to build that up to 200 minutes a
week. Remarkable, considering just a few weeks ago, I could barely
walk from the parking lot in to the church or doctor's office. The
smoking, well, I struggled to cut it down with difficulty. getting down
to just a couple smokes a day. Couldn't seem to get to smoke free. Then,
I went out and bought me one of them electronic cigarette thingies.
I know that there are issues with them things, but I also know this.
I'm smoke free now and I've only been using it maybe 2 or 3 times a
day. I'd say that is pretty remarkable for me.
I have also been attending nicotine annonymous meetings daily.
which helps a lot. If you are struggling
with the ciggy habit yourself, keep trying. Remember, I've smoked 42
years or more. and even after getting emphasyma I still wanted to smoke.
It feels good not to do so no more. You can do it.
Blood pressure is down already, so is the heart rate. And you know the
best thing? I can get down on the floor and play with
Turk the dog aka Carlos the rat!!!
I couldn't do that before!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
PS. almost forgot, not doing so well on the caffein thing.
Tried to give up the coffee altogether but that don't work so good.
Gonna buy me some decaf coffee today.
THE COMICS
the cat says
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the head in the sand
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bad for dogs
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come down
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do not use
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under the hood
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piggy bank
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a bad restaurant
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not worried
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weight watchers
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Magic Trick Card - From Where Do The Cards Come
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Mall Metal Detector
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2790.html
Best of just for laughs part 16
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2791.html
Sleepy Man Banjo Boys
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2792.html
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week
vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news.
Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an
emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below
us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, since
we will be in such a remote area of the Pacific Ocean, the
odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live
on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands
safely on the island. An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks,
"Esther, have we already sent our tax return to the IRS with the $5000 payment due?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds. "Not yet."
Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks,
"Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet?"
"Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.
"One last thing Esther. Did you remember to send checks for
the Visa and MasterCard this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me, Abe," begged Esther. "I haven't yet sent those either."
Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.
Esther pulls away and asks him, "What was that for?"
Abe answers, "They'll find us!"
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Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a
while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think,
from listening to you, that you're from Ireland .'
The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!'
The first one says, 'So am I! And where about in Ireland are ya from?'
The other woman answers, 'I'm from Dublin , I am.'
The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what street did
you live on in Dublin ?'
The other woman says, 'A lovely little area. It was in the
west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old central part of town.'
The first one says, 'Faith, and it's a small world.
So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?'
The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course..'
The first one gets really excited and says,
'And so did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?'
The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. Igraduated in 1964.'
The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down
upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the
same pub tonight! Can you believe it? I graduated from Holy
Heart of Mary in1964 me self!'
About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his head and
mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'
Michael asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?'
Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are drunk again.'
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Lady On Phone:
"Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To You.
You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids."
The Man was Stunned and said:
"Oh my God!"
R U Jessica?
No.
Pamela?
No.
Anna?
No
Christina?
No.
Joella?
No.
Elissa?
No.
Lady in confusion:
"Sir, I am The Class Teacher Of Your Son."
Moral:
Don't Jump to Conclusions
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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