[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Doubt is not a pleasant condition,
but certainty is absurd.
Voltaire

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

easy steps
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hug
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heat of the moment
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blue balls
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say no
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getting older
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z556.html

a lot of explaining
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z557.html

a trip to the vet
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Helen Keller
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z559.html

where we met
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z560.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Key & Peele: East/West College Bowl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2741.html

Judge Judy checks unqualified evengalist
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2742.html

Hugh Laurie: the British accent vs the American
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2744.html

"Romancing The Wind" - Ray Bethell
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2745.html

A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City.
It's a balmy spring day and he is wearing a kilt.
A young woman comes up to him and boldly asks him
if anything is worn beneath the kilt.
"No lassie," he replies. Everything is in fine working order."
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When my younger brother and his wife celebrated their first anniversary,
they invited the rest of the family to join them for dinner.
The conversation focused on the newlyweds and how they happened to meet.
Caught up in the romance of the story, one by one the men related how we had met our wives.        
Eventually everyone had told his story except for my youngest brother.
All eyes were on him when he, "Oh, Cindy and I met in college.        
We were matched up by a computer according to compatibility."
"That's the whole story?" my wife asked incredulously.
"Oh, no," he replied with a grin. "They've fixed the computer since then."
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Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat.
The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning
strikes, he hides underneath the bed."
The second kid replies,"Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so
scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift, he sleeps
with the woman next door."

FUN PAGES

You Might Be A Redneck If
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Spaces Are Important
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Positive Vibes Fly Spaceship
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Occupy Sesame Street
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

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