THE POSTMANS CORNER
A soft tongue breaks hard bones
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
How are things going? it gets closer to
Friday and we can all relax! One week ago,
I aggressively started to address my health
issues. Specifically, as u may remember, I
made a serious diabetic diet commitment. I am happy
to say that the first week has yielded dramatic
results! First week, my vision has improved
noticably. I can actually read a newspaper again, if
I can find one these days. lol. Feel much better
too. no lethargy. more focused. And the nice thing,
I might add, I successfully dropped 5 lbs. Nothing
fancy, just avoiding processed foods, sugar, flour,
and concentrating on meats, salads, and lots of raw
veggies with a minimum of fruits. And walking. I have
not excersized in years and now I'm walking ten minutes
a day. It's a start, and I plan to increase it tomorrow.
Success on the ciggies too. I have tried off and on
the last few years with that one and minimal success.
But I am pleased to announce after a week, I've only
smoked a total of 3 cigarettes. The coffee? well that needs work.
I have cut down but I guess I'm gonna have to go to
decaf. sigh. But hey, u gotta do what u gotta do.
Ask your self, "what can I do today to make myself
a better, healthier me for tommorow?"
After all, nobody's gonna do it but u, right?
TRUST ME...s' truth!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the police
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z601.html
half price
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z602.html
guns
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z603.html
falling asleep
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z604.html
bag boys
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z605.html
farting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z606.html
3 stages
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z607.html
sleep
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z608.html
kiss my ass
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z609.html
Walmart
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z610.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
tomorrow we go home
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2762.html
Drive Thru Invisible Driver Prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2763.html
teacher marries pupil
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2764.html
sleeping with a friend
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2765.html
What's the difference between a man and a condom?
Condoms have changed. They're no longer thick and insensitive.
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Boss hangs a notice in office:
"I'm the boss. Don't forget!"
When he returns from lunch, someone wrote under it:
"Your wife called up, she wants her notice back at home."
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You might be a redneck if...
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
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A man buys a centipede for a pet. One day he asks
if the centipede wants to go for a walk but the
centipede doesn't answer. Again he asks if the pet wants
to go for a walk. Still no answer. The third time he asks
this time the centipede answers "Give me time to
put on my shoes will ya!"
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A Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a
pub. They proceeded to each buy a
pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their
creamy beverage three flies landed in
each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and
continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman too, picked the fly out of his drink,
held it out over the beer and then started
yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU twerp!!!!"
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Fun pages
Candy Apple So Yummy
http://tinyurl.com/a6tcul7
He Didn't Let Me Pass
http://tinyurl.com/b55f4wb
She Is His Doll Face
http://tinyurl.com/bcmbwcf
Your Death Forecaster
http://tinyurl.com/a98a8dp
If Facebook Existed Years Ago
http://tinyurl.com/ayj9oc8
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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