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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

The only reason some people get lost in thought
is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Paul Fix
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

sex
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marriage counseling
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you should know
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facebook
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some mornings
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strange creature
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natural disasters
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what it really is
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bird trouble
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flowers do not help
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Dog Suicide Bridge Scotland 'TV documentary'
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The Sexiest Commercial Ever.
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Funny Pictures from around the internet
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Virus Alert!

Ellen Degeneres virus - Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.

Monica Lewinsky virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

Titanic virus - Makes your whole computer go down.

Disney virus - Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

Mike Tyson virus - Quits after one byte.

Prozac virus - Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

Sharon Stone virus - Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's
there.

Lorena Bobbit virus - Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.
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A friend told the blonde, "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blonde then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

My boss would gladly pay me what I'm worth, but he says it's against
the Minimum Wage Law.

Tomorrow they are opening a time capsule we buried when I was a kid.
I can't wait to see how big my puppy is now.
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I was in St. Peterburg, Florida the other day and I saw a
bumper sticker on a parked car that read, "I miss Detroit."
So I broke the window, stole the  radio, shot out two of
the tires and left a note that read, "I hope this helps!"
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A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple
Hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and
Wearing strange clothing, entered... It was quickly determined that the
Patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed
That her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that
Read, 'Keep off the grass.'
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon
Wrote a short note on the patient's dressing,
which said 'Sorry... Had to mow the lawn.'
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THATS ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
 

 

 

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