Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all
find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven.
On entering they must present something "Christmassy".
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe,
so he is allowed in.
The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.
The third man pulls out a pair of panties. Confused at this
last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent
Christmas?" Answer... "They're Carol's."
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This young couple got married and decided to honeymoon in Miami
Beach,FL.
With limited resources, they decided to take a bus to Florida from
New York City.
On the first day, the bus got as far as Delaware and broke down. The
bus company put the passengers up at a nearby motel. The young
husband was most anxious to consummate the marriage during that
evening. But, the young wife said, "No. We must wait till we start our
honeymoon in Miami Beach."
The next morning, they got back on the bus. But, in South Carolina,
the bus breaks down again. Again, the bus company puts the passengers
up at a local motel. With more urgency, the young groom wants to
consummate
the marriage, but the young wife says, "Not until we start our
honeymoon in Miami Beach."
The next morning, they got back on the bus and, in Jacksonville FL,
the bus breaks down for the third time. Once again, the bus company
paid for a motel. They are hardly in the room a minute when the young
bride
tears off her clothes and his and pent up sex runs rampant.
Afterwards,they are lying in bed and the young groom, still
overwhelmed, asks his young bride "Why is it, after insisting we wait
to start our honeymoon
in Miami Beach, you change your mind about waiting?" The young bride
says to the young groom,
"Well, I changed my mind when I heard the couple behind us say 'by
the time we get to Miami Beach the fucking season will be over'
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This girl goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, its very
embarrassing but something brown is dropping off my private
parts." The doctor examines her and is sure tht there is
some thing brown coming out.
The doctor is confused and says, "How frequently are you
having sex?. Once a day?"
Girl: Naa
Doc: Once a Week?
Girl: Nope
Doc: Once a month?
Girl: Naaa
Doc: One a year!
Girl: Some thing like that.
Doc: Oh I get it, it's nothing. The brown thing is just rust!
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Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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