Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a
small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several
days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw
Sally looking' so sad. Liz, "Heard you went off in the woods
for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay...
but you look so sad. Why??"
Sally, "Cause I just can't get a man."
Liz, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."
Sally, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods
'cause I needed something there that would get me a man.
But I couldn't find it."
Liz, "I don't understand what you're talking about."
Sally, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls.
I took some dead mice and a bird cage."
Liz, "So, how's that gonna help you get a man."
Sally, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."
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The doctor was surprised to find Randy sitting on the bed
holding up his middle finger and sticking out his tongue. He
walked over to the nurse who was taking his vitals.
"Excuse me," said the doctor, "but why is Randy sitting like that?"
The nurse replied, "I told him that you were going to want to examine his sexual organs."
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Q: What would happen if pigs could fly?
A: Bacon would go up.
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Q: How do you get your wife to scream while you are having an orgasm?
A: Call her and tell her where you are.
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This college girl comes back to the dorm after spending all day
hiking in the wilderness with her boyfriend. After her shower she's
toweling off when her roommate notices her ass all bruised up black
and blue. "Good heavens! What happened to you? You're all bruised up."
She replied, "Well, you know how it goes, just got caught between a
rock and a hard-on."
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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He says, "Hey Dad!
What are you doing?" His father says, "I'm filling your mother's
tank."
Little Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets
better mileage. The milkman filled her this morning."

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What Do You Mean You Cook Meth?
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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