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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not
having any opinions at all.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

proud
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z541.html

temporary
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football
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z543.html

good news
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z544.html

all you need to know
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z545.html

hearing aids
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z546.html

yes dear
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z547.html

my boss
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z548.html

wife swap
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z549.html

pants down
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z550.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Gumby
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2736.html

in Moscow
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2737.html

Truth behind Internet dating 
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2738.html

Carrie Underwood - Blown Away
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2739.html

Food Marketing Translations

1. No Sugar Added:
Instead, we have included a varioty of sweet tasting carcinogenic chemicals.

2. Artificial Flavoring:
A horrible mix of chemicals that will trick your brain into thinking you
are eating something healthy.

3. Natural Flavoring:
A tiny drop of lemon or something added to the crap listed in item 2.

4. Low Fat:
Instead of fat, we have added a chemical cocktail that is worse
than fat ever was.

5. An essencial source of vitamins and minerals:
We have added a salad of unavailable vitamins and minerals to
hide the rest of the garbage that we are feeding you and your family.
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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess
what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said.
"Come on, what day was I born"?
I said, "Yesterday."
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A doctor, a lawyer and a golfer were discussing the
relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.
The lawyer says, "For sure a mistress is better. If you have
a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems."
The doctor says, "It's better to have a wife because the
sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health."
The golfer says, "You're both wrong. It's best to have both so
that when the wife thinks you're with the mistress and the mistress
thinks you're with your wife, you can do some golfing. "
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FUN PAGES

Animator vs. Animation 2 Hacked
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Personalized Yo Momma Jokes
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Boom Boom Boom Ride Out
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Personalized Hip Hop Greetings
http://tinyurl.com/b7eugen

Naked Skier Fail
http://tinyurl.com/a5o7t26

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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