Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room.
After a while he emerged and informed his mother that
he had thought it over and said a prayer.
"Fine," said the mother. "If you ask G-d to help
you not misbehave, he will help you."
"Oh, I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave,"
said Johnny. "I asked Him to help you put up with me.
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During the recent royal wedding, the millions around
the world saw that Prince William chose to wear a uniform
that included the famous British "red coat." Many people
have asked, "why did the British wear red coats in battle?"
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During
one battle, the French captured a British Colonel. They took
him to their headquarters, and the French
General began to question him.
Finally, as an afterthought, the French General asked,
"Why do you British officers all wear red coats? Don't you
know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"
In his casual, matter-of-fact, way, the officer informed
the General that the reason British officers wear red coats
is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show,
and the men they are leading won't panic.
And that is why, from that day forward, all French
Army officers wear brown trousers.
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The ninety-five year old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of
her fellow church members.
"How are you feeling?" the visitor asked.
"Oh," said the lady, "I'm just worried sick!"
"What are you worried about, dear?" her friend asked.
"You look like you're in good health. They are taking care of you, aren't they?"
"Yes, they are taking very good care of me."
"Are you in any pain?" she asked.
"No, I have never had a pain in my life."
"Well, what are you worried about?" her friend asked again.
The lady leaned back in her rocking chair and slowly explained her major worry.
"Every close friend I ever had has already died and gone on to heaven. I'm
afraid they're all wondering where I went."

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Silly Puns
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Marijuana Versus Cocaine Flow
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Santa Chat
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Country Name Quiz
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Angel in the Night Sky
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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