THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
(Its where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!)
Our lives improve only when we take chances… and the first and most
difficult risk we can take is to be honest with ourselves.
– Walter Anderson
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
hiding
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z771.html
McDonalds
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z772.html
friends
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z773.html
make up your mind
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z774.html
not your friend
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z775.html
facebook
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z776.html
being sarcastic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z777.html
refried beans
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z778.html
new age bullies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z779.html
losing your teeth
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z780.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
MAC KING Comedy Magician
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2824.html
Just For Laughs: Gags - Season 9 - Episode 9
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2825.html
Hahn Beer Commercial - Venice
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2826.html
Doritos Bikini 2009
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2827.html
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Viagra now comes in the form of nasal spray.
Its especially good for treating pecker heads
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Texting for seniors
* ATD- At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM- Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center
* DWI- Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out
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fter years of hiding the fact that the love is gone, Mom
and Dad announced to their grown children that
they're getting a divorce.
The kids were totally distraught and, as a stab at
keeping their parents together, arranged a series of sessions
for the whole family with a world-famous marriage counselor.
The counselor worked for hours, tried all of his methods and
tricks, but the parents wouldn't even talk to each other.
Finally, he walked over to a closet, brought out an oboe, and
began to play. After a minute or so, the parents started talking
and, as the counselor continued soloing on the oboe, the couple
discovered they're not that far apart and decided to give
their marriage another try.
The children were amazed and asked the counselor how he managed
to do it. He replied, "Simple. I've never seen a couple
that wouldn't talk through an oboe solo."
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An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent
and his Lawyer (both church members), to come to his home.
When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom.
As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and
motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preacher
grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling.
For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and Lawyer
were touched and flattered that the old preacher would
ask them to be with him during his final moment.
They were also puzzled because the preacher had never given
any indication that he particularly liked either one of them.
Finally, the Lawyer asked, "Preacher, why did you ask the two of us to come?"
The old preacher mustered up some strength, then said weakly,
"Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go, too.
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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Celebrity Punching Game
http://tinyurl.com/awojh23
Beat The Money Rug
http://tinyurl.com/a26d3fq
City Invasion Hacked
http://tinyurl.com/b7jtxho
The Sistine Chapel of Crystals
http://tinyurl.com/b6z9dsm
Virtual Stapler
http://tinyurl.com/aojmn9x
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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