Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

A guy was standing in a bar in town yesterday and this little Chinese guy
comes in, stands next to him and starts drinking a beer.
The man says to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like
Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says "No, why the fuck you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinese"?
"No", says the man, "It's because you're drinking my beer you little prick".
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A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and
caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to
marry them. He asked if they had a license and, when they
didn't, sent them off to get one.
They caught the town clerk just as he was locking up, and got the
license from him. When they got back to the judge, he pointed out
that they had filled the names in backwards -- his where hers
belonged and vice versa. They rushed back to the clerk's office,
caught him again, and got another license.
This time, the judge noticed that the clerk had filled in the
date in the wrong format. Again they catch the clerk ...
After five reissued licenses, the judge is finally satisfied.
Judge: "I hope you appreciate why I made you keep going back.
If there are irregularities in the license, your marriage would
not be legal, and any children you might have would be technical bastards."
Groom: "That's funny - that's just what the clerk called you."
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Aboard a plane, an announcement by the captain was heard.
'This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd
like to welcome you again aboard ABC Airlines flight 007 to
London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway
across the Atlantic, and I'm sorry to say that we have lost power
of all our engines and will crash into the ocean shortly.'
The passengers were obviously very anxious to hear that, but
were somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement.
'Ladies and gentlemen, we at ABC have prepared for such an emergency,
and we would like you to rearrange your seating so that all the
non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane, and the swimmers on the right.'
After the passengers rearrange themselves accordingly, the captain
made a belly landing in the ocean. 'Ladies and gentlemen, we have crashed
into the ocean. All the swimmers, please open the emergency exits and
quickly swim to the nearest island, which is on the right. As for all
the non-swimmers on the left, 'THANK YOU FOR FLYING ABC AIRLINES!'

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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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